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Smoking Kills

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

July 2011, Boston, England

A group of 6 men were working in an illegal vodka factory in Boston, England. In the heady and highly volatile fumes that surrounded them they all regularly smoked.

Eventually the inevitable happened and, following the explosion, five died breathing in the fumes from the subsequent fire and the sixth was lucky to survive with the scars from extensive burns to remind him of their astonishing stupidity.

I propose awarding 5 awards to the deceased and a mention in dispatches for meritorious effort for the survivor.

Submitted on 12/21/2013

Submitted by: Mark Lawrence
Reference: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-18154900

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Candi said:
Maybe Toss: No Self-Selection
Sorry, Mark, but this doesn't really say Darwin to me. I doubt any of them had a say in the lack of safety measures in the illegal factory. Googling shows that the vaporized alcohol concentration would have to be fairly high to set off a fire, which means either a ridiculous lack of ventilation or the fire was caused by something other then alcohol fumes and smoking, neither of which is the six's fault. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Although all the men reportedly smoked it still likely boils down to one person causing the explosion that killed the others. Besides, idiocy with cigarettes, open flames, etc. around flammable material is extremely commonplace. Thanks just the same, Mark.


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