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2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

1)In 1983, Mrs. Carson of Lake Kushaqua, N.Y., was laid out in her coffin, presumed dead of heart disease. As mourners watched, she suddenly sat up. Her daughter dropped dead of fright (Unusual Death is Usual)

2) A Woman in 1997 of Denver Colorado Was applying make up while driving and when she turned , she choked on a lip stick and died. (Strange deaths of 1997)

3)Ivan the Terrible died in 1584 while playing chess ( Wikipeadia , Historical accounts , Geneology .....)

4) Samuel Yannon of Staten island died in 1974 of microwave radiation (Snopes Microwave Death)

5)Walter Hallas, a 26-year-old store clerk in Leeds, England, was so afraid of dentists that in 1979 he asked a fellow worker to try to cure his toothache by punching him in the jaw. The punch caused Hallas to fall down, hitting his head, and he died of a fractured skull (Unusual Death is Usual)

6)Peasent Anne of Lodburie in 1244 drowned in a large poole of water (http://www.british-history.ac.uk/report.aspx?compid=60017)

7)Sonia Faith Keepness died in a saskatoon prison in 2001 on an overdose on drug laced vomit. (http://injusticebusters.org/2003/Keepness_inquest.htm)

8)Boy Scout Andrew Blyth suicided because his mouse died. (http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Andrew's+grief+for+pet+mouse.-a060418553)

9) 86 Year old Amigdalia Bulta died of starvation in Evia island even though she was rich (Strange deaths of 2000)

10) Queen Elizabeth 1 Died either by lead make up or a cold (Same as Ivan the Terrible)

11) Michelle Farrari Gergerson died when her necklace got caught in a neck massagerer and it strangled her.(http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2011-08-31/news/fl-neck-massager-death-20110831_1_ferrari-gegerson-neck-massager-kenneth-gegerson)

12) Namenya ate many bugs but died when he ate a Chameleon.(http://www.iol.co.za/news/back-page/chameleon-kills-insect-eating-man-1.35808)

Tell me which deaths arent real if there not real also which ones arnt candidates and also tell me which ones are a Candidate and i will seperate the ones and do a full write up.

Submitted on 12/17/2013

Submitted by: Darwinfan!
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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Please don't submit multiple stories in one submission. It forces us to vote on them in an all-or-nothing manner. Stories like #1 and #3 don't involve any self-selection (Ivan died of a stroke, and heart disease certainly doesn't qualify). #8 we can't accept because it involves suicide. These are just the ones I can quickly rattle off. I'm not sure about any of the others, but then it's not our jobs to do research. If you think a story is worthy then submit it with full details to back it up, but please only submit one story per submission. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
#2 -accident. #4 -Yannon was chronically ill and died of pneumonia. The microwaves may have been a contributing factor, but weren't the decisive one. #5 -Paranoia is a form of mental illness. We don't award deaths where mental illness is a decisive factor. #6 -Insufficient information to decide. #7 -Overdoses are far too common; some addicts will go to incredible lengths to get their fix. #9 - Reclusive and hoarding behaviors are signs of mental illness; the person needs to be helped. Other moderators: http://www.hawkmoon.plus.com/archive/2000.html #10 -Even today there are those who will sacrifice health to beauty; it's too common. Colds don't qualify. # 11 -Repeat. http://darwinawards.com/reject/201012/pending20101229-142112.html # 12 -This guy knew the risks and got paid for it. He'd eaten *many* things before, and had no reason to suspect the chameleon would be any different. None of these stories qualify under the rules. Please reread the rules, and submit again.


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