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A small village near the city Znojmo, The Czech Republic.

A young policeman (27) had a fairly untypical hobby. He collected old ammunition and gathered it in his family house, where he lived with his parents and brother. There is plenty of old ammunition to be found in the traditional military training grounds, and there are occasional findings of old war ammunition as well, so his collection grew happily... Of course, collecting of old ammunition is forbidden and the former training grounds are off-limits to civilians, but he didn't seem to care.

One day, he took home an old artillery grenade and wanted to separate the igniter from it. As it could not be done without some force, he actually asked his mother to assist him, and together they attempted to saw the igniter away. The grenade was far from inert and promptly exploded, killing them both. Fortunately for the other people present in the house, the damage was limited to the workshop where the daring team had performed their last stupid operation.

This story is Darwinesque on multiple levels. A cop should have known better, the condition was obviously inherited and the whole story was not a one-off brain eclipse, but an explosive zenith of long-term stupidity (collecting old ammo in your own house?)

The story is here, in Czech, hopefully Google Translate will be able to distill decent English translation from it:

http://brno.idnes.cz/vybuch-v-dome-na-znojemsku-dcy-/brno-zpravy.aspx?c=A131215_130058_brno-zpravy_mav

Submitted on 12/15/2013

Submitted by: Marian
Reference: iDnes.cz, December 15, 2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Marian, but we have a lot of stories very similar to this in our archives. Wherever wars have been fought people have collected memorabilia, and often times it involves unexploded ordinance. We've received very similar stories from all over the world, including throughout Europe, Vietnam, the Middle East, and even the United States.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


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