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2013 Reader Submission
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This story takes place in the 1920's, in the Northern Territory.

"Three white men were arrested and charged with cattle duffing in this particular story and sent to Fanny Bay Gaol which was predominantly an Aboriginal Gaol. The head warden, pleased he had some different company for a change explained the rules to his new miscreants: 1) You may have as much alcohol as you like, just don't give any to the Aborigines. 2) You can go outside the Gaol as often as you like just stay within a mile of the Gaol and 3) If you don't return by 6 pm you will be locked out...!"

Not too bad for a Gaol is it?

One particular gent, after finding he was locked out after failing to return by the deadline must have been glad to find he WAS actually locked out... Or was he?

One wonders what our hero was thinking when he decided that the warden wouldn't be particularly pleased with his not being back by 6 o'clock deadline and tried to redeem himself by attempting to climb back into the compound and in doing so fell and broke his back...

Now here is the real irony: he was immediately discharged from Gaol because of his injruy!

Submitted on 12/09/2013

Submitted by: Jim D
Reference: Hell West and Crooked by Tom Cole

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Jim, but in the end this is just a story about somebody falling after climbing something they shouldn't, and that sort of thing happens all the time. In our archives you'll find all sorts of stories involving people climbing and falling from everything from the sides of buildings (either to rob them or to get into an apartment they locked themselves out of, etc), structures like antenna towers, oil tanks, and all sorts of other structures. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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