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Sled accident
Arsonist Sets Self on Fire
Cop died while cutting grenade
Baytown area man dies
Next time give her jewlery
Amateur Cave Dive: What NOT To Do!
Python kills security guard
Cave Diving takes father and son
Python kills security guard near Ba
Dumb Victorian
Darwin Almost Got Me
Lets play tag with an Avalanche
wrap yourself round this then!
Explosive Hobby
Dumb at the highest prime
Here son, have a Darwin Award
Victorian Candidates for Awards
Homemade fireworks-launchingbarrel
16yo hit and killed by a train
Do as I say, not as I do
Inmate chops off his own penis afte
ratrak death
Missouri man killed stealing car pa
Man Crushed While Trying to Steal
Went out with a bang
West Palm man collapses, dies after
Smoking Kills
man burned to death stealing gasoli
Christmas fuel
Cable thief charged.
The new high
Woman walks off pier facebooking
Young Woman Dies After Tweeting Tha
Learning to swim the hard way
Many Darwins For you!
UN-Safe
assault to a 93yo lady with a gun
Man killed in accident on A1 at Sa
Motorcyclist uses torch as headlite
Mad I did those beats!! WOO WOO!!
Two-in-one Darwin
Police officer blow up himself
2 died trying to dismantle grenade
Cut In Half By A Train
Post-Hunting Accident
Anti tank flatbread
Cigarettes and stolen gas don't mix
gas thief torches himself
Shopping boyfriend jumps
Suicide after girlfriend's shopping
Too much gas
MAN I need Gasoline
Killer Shopping
Man up
Or I could Go Free...
Woman/Cigarette/Oxygen Mask/Fire
Radioactive Hijackers
Florida Man Tragically Killed When
Woman gets run over by own car
Killed By Train While Doing Pushups
Drunk swimming champ dives to his d
Unhealthy Health Drink
Mad bomber
Running away with radiation
Mexican Cobalt Theft
"They will, without a doubt, die."
Too Hot To Handle
Karma in Action
Stolen radioactive liquid truck fou
Woman Re-enters Fire to Save Diaper
Stuck between buildings
Should I call 911
Two youths painting atop a tower di
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Sled accident

Arsonist Sets Self on Fire

Cop died while cutting grenade

Baytown area man dies

Next time give her jewlery

Amateur Cave Dive: What NOT To Do!

Python kills security guard

Cave Diving takes father and son

Python kills security guard near Ba

Dumb Victorian

Darwin Almost Got Me

Lets play tag with an Avalanche

wrap yourself round this then!

Explosive Hobby

Dumb at the highest prime

Here son, have a Darwin Award

Victorian Candidates for Awards

Homemade fireworks-launchingbarrel

16yo hit and killed by a train

Do as I say, not as I do

Inmate chops off his own penis afte

ratrak death

Missouri man killed stealing car pa

Man Crushed While Trying to Steal

Went out with a bang

West Palm man collapses, dies after

Smoking Kills

man burned to death stealing gasoli

Christmas fuel

Cable thief charged.

The new high

Woman walks off pier facebooking

Young Woman Dies After Tweeting Tha

Learning to swim the hard way

Many Darwins For you!

UN-Safe

assault to a 93yo lady with a gun

Man killed in accident on A1 at Sa

Motorcyclist uses torch as headlite

Mad I did those beats!! WOO WOO!!

Two-in-one Darwin

Police officer blow up himself

2 died trying to dismantle grenade

Cut In Half By A Train

Post-Hunting Accident

Anti tank flatbread

Cigarettes and stolen gas don't mix

gas thief torches himself

Shopping boyfriend jumps

Suicide after girlfriend's shopping

Too much gas

MAN I need Gasoline

Killer Shopping

Man up

Or I could Go Free...

Woman/Cigarette/Oxygen Mask/Fire

Radioactive Hijackers

Florida Man Tragically Killed When

Woman gets run over by own car

Killed By Train While Doing Pushups

Drunk swimming champ dives to his d

Unhealthy Health Drink

Mad bomber

Running away with radiation

Mexican Cobalt Theft

"They will, without a doubt, die."

Too Hot To Handle

Karma in Action

Stolen radioactive liquid truck fou

Woman Re-enters Fire to Save Diaper

Stuck between buildings

Should I call 911

Two youths painting atop a tower di

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