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Pics or It didn't happen.

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

The 19 year-old banker Giovana Alves de Souza Dias, was driving around and decided she wanted some real adrenaline in her life. She proceeded to accelerate her car 170km/h (~105mph) in downtown. But if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear? Did it even fall? Last thing she did in life was to make sure the tree fell - took a picture of the car's speedometer to show everyone just how much of a badass she was. Unfortunately she didn't get to finish uploading the photo to instagram, since the car hit a supporting pillar of a footbridge.

That seemed to cut her 3G.

Oh, and she also died on the spot.

Submitted on 11/26/2013

Submitted by: Vinicius de Moraes Ribeiro
Reference: http://glo.bo/IrBzXc 11/26/2013

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
People speed/crash all the time, but this is the first time I've heard of someone trying to PROVE they were speeding! I almost wrote this off as "too common", but I changed my mind! Perhaps my fellow moderators may beg to differ...!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Aside from what James said, we've already received this story a few times. Thanks just the same.


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