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Unlucky Lover Cuts it Off

2013 Reader Submission
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(Taken directly from news website) "Unlucky in love Yang Hu was so fed up with not having a girlfriend that he chopped off his own penis -because he had no real use for it.

The depressed 26-year-old believed there was no chance of ever finding a partner due to his long work hours.

So in desperation he cut off his penis in a bid to stop himself thinking about finding love.

Realising his mistake Yang CYCLED to hospital to get treatment only to be sent home by shocked doctors who told him to retrieve his severed penis so they could attempt to reattach it.

However, when he returned he had lost too much blood and so surgeons were unable to save it.

Yang's friends said that he had been increasingly depressed about the fact that since moving to the city he could not find a girlfriend.

They said that his long hours working in a clothing factory in Jiaxing, in Zhejiang province in east China, meant he he doubted he would ever have a chance to meet a woman."

Submitted on 11/04/2013

Submitted by: Josh S.
Reference: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-cuts-penis-because-frustrated-2651947

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Sorry, Josh, but we've already received this one. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
As Candi said. We also typically don't accept stories like this (and we get a fair number of them) because self-mutilation like this is typically a sign of mental illness or other psychological issues, neither of which we find amusing. Thanks just the same.


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