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Road Rage Don'ts

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

http://blog.seattlepi.com/seattle911/2013/10/21/skateboarder-shouting-racial-slurs-gets-pinned-by-minivan/

A skateboarder went to Harborview Medical Center on Sunday night with serious injuries after a confrontation in Ballard with a minivan driver and the minivan itself.

A blue minivan was traveling south on 15th Avenue Northwest about 5 p.m. and stopped at a traffic signal at Northwest 80th Street, according to Seattle police reports.

An adult male skateboarder reportedly blocked the minivan’s path in the road and shouted racial slurs at the driver. He then smashed the hood of the minivan and shattered the windshield with his skateboard.

The minivan drove forward and ran over the skateboarder, trapping him beneath the vehicle, reports say.

Witnesses lifted the rear of the van to pull the skateboarder out.

Seattle Fire Department medics took the man to Harborview with serious injuries. The minivan driver was unharmed.

Police secured the minivan and interviewed the driver. He showed no signs of impairment.

Officers released the driver at the scene pending additional investigation.

[My comment: I don't know if the skateboarder will make it or not. I will keep an eye on the story. Surely this comes under honorable mention at this point and perhaps an award later.]

Submitted on 10/22/2013

Submitted by: Catherine Spencer-Mills
Reference: Seattle Post Intelligencer, 10/21,2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Catherine, but despite the behavior of the skateboarder it was entirely the fault of the minivan driver that he was injured. The driver could have easily opted to call 911, back up and drive away, etc. It was his decision, and his decision alone, that led to the injuries of the jerk with the skateboard.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said.


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