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Unexploded ordnance collector

2013 Reader Submission
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Two men in Kemi, Finland, apparently collected dozens or hundreds of World War II-era unexploded ordnance from forests and brought them to other man's garage. There one of them according to police reports juggled an unexploded artillery shell with some kind of a tool. Shell exploded, killing the man. It should be noted that neither of the men were EOD professionals and handled the stuff out of stupidity, therefore qualifying for a Darwin award by a wide margin.

Submitted on 09/14/2013

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://yle.fi/uutiset/police_uncover_heavy_arms_cache_in_kemi_following_deadly_blast/6831514

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, but we get submissions from all over the world about people who find unexploded ordnance that they manage to detonate. We've gotten virtually identical stories from throughout Europe, Vietnam, and even the USA (involving Civil War cannon shells).


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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