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This is fresh off the internet, just happened today and the report came out this evening. Accident occurred at the foot of our driveway, left a huge trail of debris. Everyone out here had been speculating all day as to what happened, now we know. No way anyone could have guessed how stupid this really was.

Press release from the California Highway Patrol:

At 12:05 a.m., a fatal traffic collision occurred on SR-36 at mile post marker 31.19 in Bridgeville.

Twenty-year-old Marisol Vielmas of Fortuna was driving her 2004 Chevrolet Trailblazer SUV westbound approaching mile post marker 31.13 at approximately 55 to 60 miles per hour. Her two passengers, 18 year old Yesenia Negrete of Eureka and 16 year old Ana Farias, also of Eureka, were riding in the back seat.

The two passengers were having a conflict that escalated to Yesenia retrieving a small canister of pepper spray. Negrete sprayed Farias in the face.

The deployment of the pepper spray inside the enclosed vehicle affected the driver who lost control of the vehicle.

The vehicle traveled across the double yellow lines into the eastbound lane, then back into and across the westbound lane, and ran off the north roadway edge of SR-36.

The SUV overturned several times ejecting Yesenia, causing fatal injuries. The driver and surviving passenger were wearing their seat belts and suffered only minor injuries.

They were taken by ambulance to Redwood Memorial Hospital in Fortuna.

DUI was not a factor; however, this collision remains under investigation by officers of the Humboldt Area office of the California Highway Patrol. There was no highway closure.

Submitted on 08/14/2013

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Eureka Times-Standard 8-14-13

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
In this case, Vielmas and Farias are hurt bystanders, since they had no control over the pepper spray being loosed inside the car, and does not qualify under our rules. This is heart-breaking, not amusing.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
As Candi said.


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