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What a shocker!

2013 Reader Submission
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A 36 year old meth head by the name of Dustin Joe Harris broke into the Young & Morgan Mill located in Lyons, which had already been closed for some time, thinking he could score his next fix by stealing some copper wire in the wee hours of the morning.

What he got instead was a big shocker!! While attempting to steal the copper wire from an electrical panel equipped with 480volt 3 phase power, that was hot, Dustin managed to blow himself 16 feet away, and his clothes 30 feet away. He literally blew his clothes off trying to steal the copper wire!!

His severely charred body was discovered by employees the following day when several of them noticed an odor of smoke in the air, but no fire to accompany the smell.

Let's all give a moment of silence, no laughing out loud, for Dustin, who shows us that meth addiction can surely lead to decreasing the overall dilution of our gene pool, giving those of us with more than 3 braincells the opportunity to genetically solidify our chances of survival.

Thanks Dustin!

Submitted on 08/09/2013

Submitted by: Darrell Olson
Reference: Register Guard, Eugene Oregon, Friday August 9th, 2013

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Bruce said:
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Thanks, Darrell, but we just received another submission of this story.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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