I'm willing to be chosen to darwing awards:

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I'm idiot.

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My idiotism was this:

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I wanted to know the truth, therefore natural selection choose me to be unfit to live.

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I'm also very worried that my innocent children of age 5 and 2 will be chosen by natural selection.

Mother of children maybe also: everybody is happy, and nothing happened ever.

Because dead won't talk.

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How do You explain, that darvinistic theory will chose my little children, if in theory evolution should chose me?

Every organism should be it's own reason to die or live?

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Oh, this is a kind of collective natural selection: life is cruel.

It probably will also chose you, because you knew to much.

Reason for your death is that you keep darvin awards.

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Now you know the truth: darvisnism is collectiv selection:

You probably will also be chosen.

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Yeah, no worries: we live only once.

;)

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Oh, I know, I'm wrong - I know in forehand your explanation.

So, "Nevermind"

(listen to Nirvana, it's good.)

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Maybe, we will see what will happen,

but you can chech it out:

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This is "the idiot":

Markku Hulkko 281075-059C TORNIO Keripudas mental hospital.

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Yeah, they told me about 1-year ago in German shop:

"You know to much."

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Well, let's have a show time:

I'm an idiot, who has to much brains. I'm also physically quite strong.

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But I tried to be altruistic to other human beings:

Therefore evolution chose me.

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At age of 15:

Started to study philossophy and natural sciences.

(My father is and was a darvinist, ant told me the truth about moral relativism.)

Quite cruel.

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I wanted to know the truth.

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Anyway, I happent to understand at age of 15, that there exist a word called "love":

I became idiot and believed to God.

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Ok, anyway I also loved literalure and poetry:

Mostly russian, also french, some also japanese poetry.

Etc.

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Because I was and idiot and believed to God, I chose to road of my life by looking to death in cemetary:

I decided to do the things I believe in.

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I live only once, so, that is enought to me:

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I went to art, well, dance and "my kind of idea of physical theatre."

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Bullshit, I did't work, but anyway I worked in National Opera of Finland, and so on studied in Europe.

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So, as an idiot, I continued to university to study rubbis: theology.

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Well, I seemed to me that most of religion is irrelevant.

I shared the view of most critics of religion, but anyway I believed in God.

Of Christian Bible.

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Anyway, catholic faith had a beauty, but I was also really critical at the same time:

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I did a study:

do They have arguments or do they have only power?

Power over life of men?

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Result was following:

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It is very beautyfull, but it is a power structure for me.

Althought I understand, that it could be very beautyfull and maybe also quite good answer(???).

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I rejected it.

Totally.

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Then I hit my head to finance of doctorate:

I made wrong questions, like tried to apple wrong metholocial ideas in theology.

Maybe I only was to unsocial?

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Well: I think I'm an idiot.

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I worked as a priest for 7-years, mostly with alcoholics.

I was an idiot.

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Then I wanted to know about finance, about power of money, and started to study stockmarket:

I worked very well as a hobby, I only read the best books, and did a practical investing with small money.

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I beat all the banks in finland.

I was an idiot.

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I also studied polical systems in Europe, Finland, Russia and USA.

I also tried to analyse Islam, but I found I'm partly uncompetent.

I was an idiot.

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I studied orginal languages of Bible and textual criticism of Bible as an amateur:

Bad luck: I understood to much.

I was an idiot.

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This all somehow got out of hand by criminal activity of others:

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I was chosen to darvin awards - to die - because I know to much.

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Anyway, lately I have been happy here in metal hospital:

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Because I think to much, they recommended to me somekind of medication.

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It is very good think, because I feel less pain, If I die in drugs.

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Yeah, it is only a delusion.

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I'm in psychosis.

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The only problem is that everything is documented, but documents will be stolen:

When I die.

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Goodbye.

Yours Sincerely, Markku Hulkko

ps. Merry chrismas - well it's summer, I know.

Submitted on 06/28/2013

Submitted by: Markku Hulkko
Reference: Don't know.

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, but I don't see anything here that's worthy of consideration for an award.

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said.

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