Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2013 June Rejects
June 28, 2013
Couple having sex fall to death
NY woman presumed dead after floodw
Copulating couple fall to death
Man rips off own penis while high o
Window Undressing!
Markku Hulkko: an idiot
Markku Hulkko, father of 2 children
Soldier who forgot backpack dies
Head Smashing driving
z'd
Parking in China
Dragon Ball fan dies from Super Sai
Bull
Boy impasse self paying hid and see
COPS & FIREWORKS
Woman kills husband and herself
Teen playing hide-and-seek dies aft
Girl, 16, Dies While 'Car Surfing'
Boy impales self on horn of bull st
Robber misunderestimates vics
Impaled on the horn of a statue
Back up till death sets us apart
Electric earthworms
Not An Award, But A Dumbass...
Man on mushrooms rips off penis
Texas boy impaled
Steer Statue
Practice Makes Perfect
Could you get any stupider!
Woman Hurt In Crash
The Wrong Side of the tracks
Death is near the wrong gear
Cliff diver dies at Flaming Gorge
Driver kills herself and husband
breakfast Harakiri
Jewish man killed near Western Wall
Not once, but twice!
hotel water tank death
Double Jeopardy
Jew yells "Allahu Akbar" gets shot.
Driving Ms. Deadly
Double death while parking
Amatuer Chinese Women Driver
Jogger + headphones + Railway
How NOT to beat reptile phobia
liquid nitrogen in pool
Wife Backing Up Car Hits and Kills
Lighter Up
Parking SUV
nice joke
Techie falls to death
darwin
die die dildo
Female driver crushes her head
Priest dies in quake to save statue
2 thieves jump off building’s 7th f
Gold leaf eater
more than a nose to the wind
An iapple a day
Briton admits he's an 'idiot' after
tree stump kills man
unusual entry technique
Man mauled by bear he was feeding
bb dead
stupid drunk alaskan
Tall tale
High rise plummet in NZ
Love : Chapter 1 : Never stalk
DIY crocker
Siphoning Fuel with Electric Vacume
jogger killed by train
Chicken farmer vs crocodiles
Dies after falling while trying to
Mott Green, a Free-Spirited Chocola
u mods are stupid
shockingly low prices
Blind Man Scam Dies
Do-It-Yourself Bunjee
Cactus Plugging Away
Palm Bay man badly burned
East TX oil tank explosion
Hampshire tampon cure.
Living on Light
One Last Swim
Cooper wire, 1 gone, 1 locked-up
Niagara falls death barrell.
Balls and sausage flushed
female darwins
Check Pool for water
Don't Jump Here, Man
Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire
Lemmings in a Manure Tank
Skateboarder being towed kills self
Entire country commiting suicide
Be one with Allah
How to ignore advice and die
TV "Stormchasers" Taken Out
Oui I am stupid!
Man attacked by Beaver
Older Rejects 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
NEW! Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2013 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

Not once, but twice!

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

A woman was trying to park her SUV in a indoor car park. Her husband went behind the SUV to direct her parking. Right now you may be thinking "oh yes, I've heard these before, the person goes behind and gets crushed". But no, this is only the first stupid, there is another stupid to come. So anyway, the SUV begins to slowly reverse when all of a sudden, it jerked backwards, crushing the husband against the wall. The husband let out a loud yelp, startling his wife. His wife then opens the door and sticks her head out to look behind her. Now here comes the second stupid, and debatably the more stupid of the two.

Right next to the car was a concrete pillar which was behind the opened car door. When she stuck her head out, it meant that her head was between the concrete pillar and the car door. Normally, under these circumstances, that shouldn't be a problem; the wife could just drive forward and go back to help her husband. But this woman was so inept, that in a moment of panic, she stepped on the gas pedal AGAIN. And naturally, the car was still in reverse, so the car did its job and reversed, crushing her husband even more and also crushing her head between the car door and concrete pillar.

Both of them were killed; the husband died on the scene while the wife died in hospital. Let's analyse the retardation that they committed. First, you NEVER stand in the way of a moving vehicle and the husband stood directly behind the SUV with a wall behind him. Not only did he stand behind a moving vehicle, he also denied himself an escape route. Second, the woman suddenly accelerated backwards into her husband. You would think that having your husband standing behind your car would make you drive a LITTLE bit more careful, right? Apparently not. Third, the woman stepped on the gas pedal without changing it into forward gear and crushed her own head, probably for the better anyway; I'm sure the average human IQ has gone up since their departure.

Submitted on 06/21/2013

Submitted by: Patvera
Reference: http://www.chinasmack.com/2013/pictures/chinese-woman-crushes-husband-and-her-own-head-while-parking

Copyright © 2013 DarwinAwards.com

>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, but we've already received this story numerous times.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend