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Priest dies in quake to save statue

2013 Reader Submission
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During the summer of 2012 several regions in the north east of Italy experienced a tremendous earthquake. The oldest structure were, obviously, the most damaged and most churches were closed. In the town of Rovereto, near Modena, a priest decided to go back inside the church to save a few statues from being destroyed. His main concern was the statue of the Virgin Mary. As soon as he grabbed the statue a second earthquake wave stroke and part of the church collapsed on him.

Submitted on 06/19/2013

Submitted by: Camuc
Reference: vaticaninsider.lastampa.it/news/dettaglio-articolo/articolo/terremoto-emilia-earthquake-emilia-15509

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Camuc, but the fact that he died during a second quake sounds like this was just an unfortunate accident and not the result of blatant stupidity. True, aftershocks are typical after big earthquakes, but the priest (and the firefighters who were with him) would have eventually gone back into the church and other structures in any event. In the end this is just a case of bad timing and not something blatantly stupid or even all that amusing.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said.


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