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more than a nose to the wind

2013 Reader Submission
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That's Going to Leave a Mark

Remember when Mom and Dad used to tell you to keep your arms inside the car? This is why: •A south suburban Burnham man died Sunday night after leaning out of a moving car on South Side and hitting a parked car, police said.

The victim was identified as Orlando Mayo, Jr., 30, of the 2700 block of East 142 Street, who was pronounced dead at 7:54 p.m. Sunday at Northwestern Memorial Hospital, according to the Cook County medical examiner's office.

The incident happened about 7:20 p.m. Sunday in the 2000 block of East 79th Street in the city’s South Shore neighborhood, authorities said.

The victim was a front-seat passenger inside a westbound red 1987 Chevrolet Caprice, said Chicago Police Department News Affairs [...]; he stuck his body out of the car window and hit a parked car.

The victim was ejected and the Caprice struck another parked car before fleeing the scene.

Gee, why didn't the driver stick around?

Submitted on 06/18/2013

Submitted by: Ed
Reference: SecondCityCopBlog 18 June 2013

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks Ed, but this sort of thing is rather common and there's nothing which sticks out here...!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
As James said. You'll find lots of examples of people sticking their heads out of busses, sunroofs, etc. in our archives. Thanks just the same, Ed.


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