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Balls and sausage flushed

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

(2013 May 11th, Taiwan) During a violent argument with his girlfriend, a 46-year-old Taiwanese got at least the balls of steel reward. Well helped by drunks and enraged by his partner; he cut off his own penis and his both testicles with scissors before throw the whole thing to the water closet and send it defenitely to the sewer by pressing the flush.

Horrified, the girlfriend rush the man who lost, in addition to his genitals, lot of blood aswell to the closest hospital.

Arrived he felt into a coma, but medics were able to save his life and 3 cm of his third leg remains, just enought to permit him to urinate. When he recovered, he couldn't belevied what he did, screamed and freaked out.

The best thing is if he wasn't push the flush the medics would probably able to save something...

But defenitely he's desserve to win the Darwin Award 2013.

Links : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/16/man-cuts-off-penis-fight-with-girlfriend-taiwan_n_3287292.html

Submitted on 06/06/2013

Submitted by: A inelegible guy
Reference: (11 May 2013) Midilibre / Huffingtonpost / 20 minute / The Star / La Dépêche

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
Thanks, but we have lots of articles in our archives of guys castrating themselves like this. This sort of thing typically indicates mental illness or other psychological issues, which we don't find amusing. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
What Bruce said.


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