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2013 Reader Submission
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you know the darwin story barrell ride with flames (2010) it says they were rodeo clowns i searched some websites and they don't say what there jobs were , were they actually rodeo clown?

Submitted on 05/30/2013

Submitted by: darwinfan!
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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
I still have no idea what this is in regards to. As we have requested many times in the past, please provide a complete writeup and not just a one line statement. Please also provide links to references. If you're not sure exactly what we're looking for then look at all the stories that we've accepted into the slush pile. Just about every submission has a link to an article as a reference, and most are also much longer than just a single sentence. Our jobs as moderators isn't to do research for stories. Our job is to vote on exactly what is submitted. If a submission doesn't provide enough specific detail or doesn't provide a link to a news article then you should expect us to reject it. Again, look at the slush pile for the sorts of submissions that we DO accept.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said. I recognize some stories, but that is because I, *personally*, am into weird facts. Please provide a full writeup, copy&paste, and a link on your submissions.


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