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Petrol thieves drove off bridge

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In sweden two chased petrol thieves drove of bridge opened by order from the police. They had stolen petrol for the amount of 44 dollar.

google translation from www.dn.se:

The event of the accident began at 23:53 on Monday when two people ran away from a refueling at Statoil on Takpannegatan in Uppsala. An employee at the gas station struck when the alarm clock and 0:17 discovered the car with the men by a police patrol at Litslena few mil west of Uppsala.

According to police spokesman Christer Nordstrom then followed by the patrol car as "recklessly and at speed" drove through Enköping and along Highway 55 towards Strängnäs.

- Then the officer ordered that the bridge would be closed to car traffic, says Christer Nordström.

But police ordered the closing of the bridge meant not only that the booms were shed. The bridge was opened for boat traffic and the road out to the side.

At 0:30 o'clock came the fleeing motorist and his passengers to the bridge and drove through that booms without realizing that it was no longer a road to drive on. Instead, it plunged straight down into the water and disappeared.

Submitted on 05/30/2013

Submitted by: Fredrik Eriksson
Reference: http://www.dn.se/nyheter/sverige/bil-korde-av-hjulstabron 2013-03-12

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Fredrik, but idiocy while fleeing the police is extremely commonplace. On top of that the driver is responsible for the safety of the passenger, so the passenger would be considered a hurt bystander as well. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


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