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Woman killed in ‘freakish' accident

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A Roseville woman died in a bizarre accident Monday after she was pinned between two vehicles in the municipal parking lot off North Old Woodward in Birmingham.

Police say Michaele Love, 45, was pulling into the lot from the North Old Woodward entrance around 3:07 p.m. when the vehicle she was driving, a 2004 Toyota Sienna Van, stalled at the entrance gate. Love, the only occupant in the van, was attempting to push the vehicle out of the driving lane when the van started to roll by itself in an area of the lot that has a slight downward grade.

As the stalled van picked up momentum, police say Love was outside of the driver's door with the door open and was attempting to physically stop the vehicle. At some point the van sideswiped a parked car in the lot, crushing Love between the van's door and the parked car.

Birmingham Police Cmdr. Terry Kiernan said a fire truck had to physically tow the parked car several feet to free the woman. She was transported to Royal Oak Beaumont Hospital, where she was pronounced dead.

Love leaves behind a husband and two children in their teens. She was employed as a baby sitter and was driving her employer's vehicle to pick up a child at the Montessori School located next to the parking deck.

“It's a freakish, tragic accident,” Kiernan said. “Everyone just feels horrible about what happened.”

A witness at the scene who called 9-1-1 told police that he had offered to help push the van, but Love declined the offer. Kiernan said the witness saw Love pushing the van and then getting into the driver's seat, before she jumped back out to try and stop it. The Michigan State Police is being called in to look at the vehicle's black box to see if it might indicate why the van stalled, but right now investigators believe it ran out of gas.

An autopsy was scheduled at the Oakland County Examiner's Office on Tuesday.

Submitted on 05/29/2013

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Birmingham, MI USA, Observer-Eccentric May 19, 2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, but we have lots of virtually identical stories in the archives. Apparently a lot of people think that their bodies make for adequate brake systems for their cars...


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


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