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Makes Medical History in the Effort The packet in the beef jerkey. Flammable cocktail of death. help mepls Playing games with power lines fisherman dies from photo w/beaver Barrel Ride, With Flames! Composer drags people close to him. Flying Finns Attack of the bacon Petrol thieves drove off bridge Darwin gun owner Woman killed in ‘freakish' accident Fisherman dies as increasingly aggr Beaver Attack! truck driver kills himself Copious boy hides in garbage bin A suprise for the darwin Fatal Injection A bum to die for The Moronic Trilogy Kentucky teen dies with dog lead on Mind in Neutral? Teen shoots off his own penis and t riding ON the metro A man kills himself on roof subway Choking on semen. Historical thief 1 sheep 0 lol answer to 1666 weird execution baby Mrs Teen Shoots off his Junk 1666 Weird execution baby! Don't go near it! Accidental castration by pistol This is my gun this is for fun Bixi bikes not BMX Pop star falls out of car on highwa i won't lose bunny rabbit! Robbers pocket-dial 911 Dominique Venner, no gays allowed Kayak Thief Drowns Man Suffers Severe Burns It's Fake Guys woman climbs to her own death Missouri Man Celebrates Marksmanshi Girl texting w/ driving solo 1st Man cuts off own member Colorado Woman Fatally Shot Drunk showoff shoots herself Bigfoot Wannabe Pilots Nap as Attendants Fly Plane Wasp nest fucked Man dies after having sex with horn Horny nest! Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W sex with hornet's nest man died having sex w/ hornets neat Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W horny for hornets Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W Horny for Honey US man killed dribbling football Horny for Hornets' Nest Deadly sex with hornet nest Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W Man Dies after sex with hornet's ne Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W Man dies after sex with hornets Dead from Stings to Stinger That's Gotta Sting "Bee"zarre idea Man dies after sex w\ hornet nest The Most American Way To Shoot Ones Man run over by his own SUV Sex with wasp nest Sex with wasp nest Man who had sex with hornet nest Man has sex with hornet nest Death By Dribbling Bicyclist dies after hitting deer jaywalker dies by cement truck Dead man falls from sky Oh Rats! Boogeing to demise. Man Electrocutes Himself Ipswich teen loses both hands after Stowaway Shot down cable, picked up wire Campbell Mushroom Soup Shot away! artist died handcuffed to tree A near Darwin Experience Man crushes himself with tree Dance of almost death Death By Deathcap Man Electrocuted After Shooting Dow AW SHOOT IT CLETUS Man killed trying to steal copper Zap...gone! Man electrocuted stealing copper Blender vs fingers Ignoring the signs. Woman accidental subway death Dies after fall in slurry tank Jaywalker Blew up His turtle instead game show (lack of) Talent Bombed by Cigar more info to doublemint death How to Demolish a Garage Body found in chimney at Derby firm Man fires 37 Rounds at Police Car Man Falls Over Dead During Robbery Run over by own vehicle Stuck in a Chimney Burglar got stuck in the chimney no overtaking at all times Body in chimney Lead to Death That's Not the Chimney Sweep Youth dies after drink competition Smell alerts staff to body School "active shooter" Drill Parents eliminating offspring Squirl for dinner Three Stooges

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