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A near Darwin Experience

2013 Reader Submission
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A 20-year-old driver was able to elude Pinellas County deputies at a traffic stop, but then was bitten by an alligator early Thursday.

Deputies pulled over a vehicle that was not staying in a lane about 2:47 a.m. Thursday. Bryan Zuniga, 20, stopped the vehicle, but then jumped out of the passenger side door.

Zuniga kicked a hole in a vinyl fence so he could escape, deputies said, near the 7100 block of 78th Avenue N.

He was found hours later at a hospital being treated for multiple puncture wounds to his face, arm and armpit, police said. He told deputies he was attacked by an alligator near a water treatment plant between Westchester Boulevard and 71st Street N. in unincorporated St. Petersburg.

He was released from the hospital and transported to the Pinellas County Jail without further incident.

Zuniga, of 8481 54th St. N. in Pinellas Park, faces charges of breaking or injuring fences, fleeing and eluding a police officer, driving while his driver's license was suspended/revoked, and resisting an officer without violence.

He was being held on $6,300 bond.

The investigation continues.

http://tbo.com/pinellas-county/gator-attacks-pinellas-park-man-fleeing-traffic-stop-b82489845z1

Submitted on 05/10/2013

Submitted by: Terry
Reference: Saint Petersburg Tribune May 9th 2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Terry, but we get lots of stories involving people running from the authorities and ending up injured or dead as a result. Granted most involve things like falling from bridges or buildings, or drowning in a river/lake, but this just isn't unique enough for me. The other moderators may beg to differ though.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said. And having run-ins with the local wildlife due to lack of caution.


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