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Makes Medical History in the Effort
The packet in the beef jerkey.
Flammable cocktail of death.
help mepls
Playing games with power lines
fisherman dies from photo w/beaver
Barrel Ride, With Flames!
Composer drags people close to him.
Flying Finns
Attack of the bacon
Petrol thieves drove off bridge
Darwin gun owner
Woman killed in ‘freakish' accident
Fisherman dies as increasingly aggr
Beaver Attack!
truck driver kills himself
Copious boy hides in garbage bin
A suprise for the darwin
Fatal Injection
A bum to die for
The Moronic Trilogy
Kentucky teen dies with dog lead on
Mind in Neutral?
Teen shoots off his own penis and t
riding ON the metro
A man kills himself on roof subway
Choking on semen.
Historical thief 1 sheep 0
lol
answer to 1666 weird execution baby
Mrs
Teen Shoots off his Junk
1666 Weird execution baby!
Don't go near it!
Accidental castration by pistol
This is my gun this is for fun
Bixi bikes not BMX
Pop star falls out of car on highwa
i won't lose bunny rabbit!
Robbers pocket-dial 911
Dominique Venner, no gays allowed
Kayak Thief Drowns
Man Suffers Severe Burns
It's Fake Guys
woman climbs to her own death
Missouri Man Celebrates Marksmanshi
Girl texting w/ driving solo 1st
Man cuts off own member
Colorado Woman Fatally Shot
Drunk showoff shoots herself
Bigfoot Wannabe
Pilots Nap as Attendants Fly Plane
Wasp nest fucked
Man dies after having sex with horn
Horny nest!
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
sex with hornet's nest
man died having sex w/ hornets neat
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
horny for hornets
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
Horny for Honey
US man killed dribbling football
Horny for Hornets' Nest
Deadly sex with hornet nest
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
Man Dies after sex with hornet's ne
Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W
Man dies after sex with hornets
Dead from Stings to Stinger
That's Gotta Sting
"Bee"zarre idea
Man dies after sex w\ hornet nest
The Most American Way To Shoot Ones
Man run over by his own SUV
Sex with wasp nest
Sex with wasp nest
Man who had sex with hornet nest
Man has sex with hornet nest
Death By Dribbling
Bicyclist dies after hitting deer
jaywalker dies by cement truck
Dead man falls from sky
Oh Rats!
Boogeing to demise.
Man Electrocutes Himself
Ipswich teen loses both hands after
Stowaway
Shot down cable, picked up wire
Campbell Mushroom Soup
Shot away!
artist died handcuffed to tree
A near Darwin Experience
Man crushes himself with tree
Dance of almost death
Death By Deathcap
Man Electrocuted After Shooting Dow
AW SHOOT IT CLETUS
Man killed trying to steal copper
Zap...gone!
Man electrocuted stealing copper
Blender vs fingers
Ignoring the signs.
Woman accidental subway death
Dies after fall in slurry tank
Jaywalker
Blew up His turtle instead
game show (lack of) Talent
Bombed by Cigar
more info to doublemint death
How to Demolish a Garage
Body found in chimney at Derby firm
Man fires 37 Rounds at Police Car
Man Falls Over Dead During Robbery
Run over by own vehicle
Stuck in a Chimney
Burglar got stuck in the chimney
no overtaking at all times
Body in chimney
Lead to Death
That's Not the Chimney Sweep
Youth dies after drink competition
Smell alerts staff to body
School "active shooter" Drill
Parents eliminating offspring
Squirl for dinner
Three Stooges
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Darwin Awards
2013 May Slush Pile Rejects

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Makes Medical History in the Effort

The packet in the beef jerkey.

Flammable cocktail of death.

help mepls

Playing games with power lines

fisherman dies from photo w/beaver

Barrel Ride, With Flames!

Composer drags people close to him.

Flying Finns

Attack of the bacon

Petrol thieves drove off bridge

Darwin gun owner

Woman killed in ‘freakish' accident

Fisherman dies as increasingly aggr

Beaver Attack!

truck driver kills himself

Copious boy hides in garbage bin

A suprise for the darwin

Fatal Injection

A bum to die for

The Moronic Trilogy

Kentucky teen dies with dog lead on

Mind in Neutral?

Teen shoots off his own penis and t

riding ON the metro

A man kills himself on roof subway

Choking on semen.

Historical thief 1 sheep 0

lol

answer to 1666 weird execution baby

Mrs

Teen Shoots off his Junk

1666 Weird execution baby!

Don't go near it!

Accidental castration by pistol

This is my gun this is for fun

Bixi bikes not BMX

Pop star falls out of car on highwa

i won't lose bunny rabbit!

Robbers pocket-dial 911

Dominique Venner, no gays allowed

Kayak Thief Drowns

Man Suffers Severe Burns

It's Fake Guys

woman climbs to her own death

Missouri Man Celebrates Marksmanshi

Girl texting w/ driving solo 1st

Man cuts off own member

Colorado Woman Fatally Shot

Drunk showoff shoots herself

Bigfoot Wannabe

Pilots Nap as Attendants Fly Plane

Wasp nest fucked

Man dies after having sex with horn

Horny nest!

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

sex with hornet's nest

man died having sex w/ hornets neat

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

horny for hornets

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

Horny for Honey

US man killed dribbling football

Horny for Hornets' Nest

Deadly sex with hornet nest

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

Man Dies after sex with hornet's ne

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex W

Man dies after sex with hornets

Dead from Stings to Stinger

That's Gotta Sting

"Bee"zarre idea

Man dies after sex w\ hornet nest

The Most American Way To Shoot Ones

Man run over by his own SUV

Sex with wasp nest

Sex with wasp nest

Man who had sex with hornet nest

Man has sex with hornet nest

Death By Dribbling

Bicyclist dies after hitting deer

jaywalker dies by cement truck

Dead man falls from sky

Oh Rats!

Boogeing to demise.

Man Electrocutes Himself

Ipswich teen loses both hands after

Stowaway

Shot down cable, picked up wire

Campbell Mushroom Soup

Shot away!

artist died handcuffed to tree

A near Darwin Experience

Man crushes himself with tree

Dance of almost death

Death By Deathcap

Man Electrocuted After Shooting Dow

AW SHOOT IT CLETUS

Man killed trying to steal copper

Zap...gone!

Man electrocuted stealing copper

Blender vs fingers

Ignoring the signs.

Woman accidental subway death

Dies after fall in slurry tank

Jaywalker

Blew up His turtle instead

game show (lack of) Talent

Bombed by Cigar

more info to doublemint death

How to Demolish a Garage

Body found in chimney at Derby firm

Man fires 37 Rounds at Police Car

Man Falls Over Dead During Robbery

Run over by own vehicle

Stuck in a Chimney

Burglar got stuck in the chimney

no overtaking at all times

Body in chimney

Lead to Death

That's Not the Chimney Sweep

Youth dies after drink competition

Smell alerts staff to body

School "active shooter" Drill

Parents eliminating offspring

Squirl for dinner

Three Stooges

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