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burglary suspect 'may be dead' in s

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-22343962

A suspected burglar who entered sewers in Leeds to escape from police may now be dead, it is feared.

Submitted on 04/29/2013

Submitted by: russ
Reference: bbc news 29/04/13

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, Russ, but we typically require much more of a writeup. Links tend to change, expire, fail, etc. so a writeup with all the details is required. That way we have something useful if the link fails for any reason. On top of that we get a lot of stories involving people doing stupid things while trying to evade the police. In fact we have at least one story in the archives of somebody trying to hide in an open cesspool, which I think would be worse than a sewer.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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