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Stolen Damage

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(April 10th, 2013; Cleveland, TN) Why are people stupid enough to not look around before they try to escape someone or something? On the night of April 10th, 2013, just after 9 PM, a robbery occurred. A car was stolen from a used car lot but not long after it was stolen it was crashed! Apparently the robber stole the car and tried to escape using a street behind the lot but forgot to look before he stole/drove. This writer came after the crash, near my backyard, to see emergency vehicles arriving on the scene and medical officials crouching on the ground around the robber/victim. Getting a closer look, the driver seemed to have crashed through a fence at the back of the lot and proceeded to try turning onto the street only to crash into a fire hydrant! No water was spilled but a lot of people at the apartment complex across the street were woken up along with a nice family in a highly insulated house who couldn't even hear anything outside! His family arrived a little after emergency officials and looked over the car. It is currently unknown why they needed to do so but they may have rushed to the hospital directly afterward to go make sure he will not encourage another Darwin Award! I think this story deserves an honorable mention at least whether the robber dies or not. This story is being submitted the day right after the incident so the robber's well-being right now is unknown.

Submitted on 04/11/2013

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, but we get lots of stories involving car thieves and other idiots crashing cars while trying to get away. There's nothing here that really stands out to me.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
As Bruce said...


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