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This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

i do my own...

2013 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

well this is more of a personal thing

i make these episodes on paper called stupid deaths

basicilly if you watched deadly women its in that kind of flow

3 deaths each episode and its all related to a topic example the dumb males where males who had ridocolous deaths are shown

the males were -gary hoy - the 2004 darwin award nominee- a man

- the viking king who died by severeded head biting him

probably my favourite episodes are - disgusting

containing edward archbold ( died by bug eating contest) wayne joshua mitchell ( ate coke out of bro's butt) and that 16 year old who masturbated to death

also

femme fatales

sirkka sari (fell into furnace/bolier) sandy orellena (fell of balcony while having sex) amy rose coxall (scarf got wrapped around wheels of go go cart)

:D if you want more just say i want more since i want to submit them to the darwin awards!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted on 04/08/2013

Submitted by: darwinfan!
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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, but I know wr received a bunch of submissions about the go kart death, and we also have stories very similar to the other two in our archives. Pleas submit stories separately and not combined like this because it limits our ability to properly moderate each one on the merits. Also please provide a LOT more detail for each submission. We don't typically accept submissions that are just a one line summary. A full write up with all the pertinent details AND links to references are required for us to properly vote on submissions.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said.


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