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Guns + Booze + Wife = Darwin Award
Burglar exits gene pool via sewer
Ponytail stuntman dies
burglary suspect 'may be dead' in s
Guinness record holder dies tragica
Death of Taser
Curious craving
Be careful what you wish for
Tweeting drinking driver dies
Death by cellphone
Stupid Phone Very Sad Pay Attention
Ex-England Rugby Player Tackles Bus
Distracted woman slips between subw
Stand Out Candidate
Distracted by her cellphone...
Can't walk & text at the same time
Montreal-area woman slips between
Texting in metro
Smartphone and dumb owner
Woman too focus on cellphone falls
crushed by subway while texting
Owner of Segway Company Dies in a S
Aus Versehen erschossen
cake eater
Man, 25, dies from accident near Du
cinnamon challenge
just joking ... headshot
Weapons for fun and joke
Man shoots himself just for fun
Fiji Fall Survivor - So Far
Supporter have neck broken by flag
human canonball
Wayne Swan
James Gagum Shoots Self
Homemade explosives blow up CA Man
copper crook dies
Teen Dies Playing Chicken With Trai
evangelizing to a lion
Lazy fat woman
Stupid cure
Chew it slowly
Strangulation by Escalator
Phone texting and DNA ablation
Parents of College Student Who Died
Death by Beaver
Stolen Damage
Buckwild Star Self-Fulfills
Most Unique Living Darwin
Little Green Bag?
Bicycle Makes Poor Ladder
Animal Lover Becomes Road Kill
Texting to death !
Bullet prrof Jacket
i do my own...
compacted out of the
Taking out the trash
Kings cant fly
Killer kangaroo!
Just an execution!
Making a Homeless Documentary
Next time point the butt in the air
Intellegance to idoiticy
Killer Philpots
man dies while trying to steal auto
Two trucks a day keeps life away
Munching a manicure
Dumb Graffiti Artist
Hapless firebrand
Unlucky teacher
Bad Comeback
Bad Comeback
Lived Buckwild, Died Buckwild
Graphiti Goof
hey
Tagger Gets Poetic Justice
Dead man found dangling from Calif.
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2013 April Slush Pile Rejects

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Guns + Booze + Wife = Darwin Award

Burglar exits gene pool via sewer

Ponytail stuntman dies

burglary suspect 'may be dead' in s

Guinness record holder dies tragica

Death of Taser

Curious craving

Be careful what you wish for

Tweeting drinking driver dies

Death by cellphone

Stupid Phone Very Sad Pay Attention

Ex-England Rugby Player Tackles Bus

Distracted woman slips between subw

Stand Out Candidate

Distracted by her cellphone...

Can't walk & text at the same time

Montreal-area woman slips between

Texting in metro

Smartphone and dumb owner

Woman too focus on cellphone falls

crushed by subway while texting

Owner of Segway Company Dies in a S

Aus Versehen erschossen

cake eater

Man, 25, dies from accident near Du

cinnamon challenge

just joking ... headshot

Weapons for fun and joke

Man shoots himself just for fun

Fiji Fall Survivor - So Far

Supporter have neck broken by flag

human canonball

Wayne Swan

James Gagum Shoots Self

Homemade explosives blow up CA Man

copper crook dies

Teen Dies Playing Chicken With Trai

evangelizing to a lion

Lazy fat woman

Stupid cure

Chew it slowly

Strangulation by Escalator

Phone texting and DNA ablation

Parents of College Student Who Died

Death by Beaver

Stolen Damage

Buckwild Star Self-Fulfills

Most Unique Living Darwin

Little Green Bag?

Bicycle Makes Poor Ladder

Animal Lover Becomes Road Kill

Texting to death !

Bullet prrof Jacket

i do my own...

compacted out of the

Taking out the trash

Kings cant fly

Killer kangaroo!

Just an execution!

Making a Homeless Documentary

Next time point the butt in the air

Intellegance to idoiticy

Killer Philpots

man dies while trying to steal auto

Two trucks a day keeps life away

Munching a manicure

Dumb Graffiti Artist

Hapless firebrand

Unlucky teacher

Bad Comeback

Bad Comeback

Lived Buckwild, Died Buckwild

Graphiti Goof

hey

Tagger Gets Poetic Justice

Dead man found dangling from Calif.

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