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Texas Woman's home burned down by s

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Texas woman's home burned down by snake she set on fire

Published March 23, 2013

Associated Press

TEXARKANA, Texas – Authorities say a northeast Texas woman recently learned a hard lesson: Don't try to kill a snake by setting it on fire.

The woman was cleaning the yard outside a home near Texarkana Wednesday night when she spotted a snake. Bowie County Sheriff's Capt. David Grable says she poured gasoline on the snake to try to kill it. Her son then dropped a lit match on the snake.

The engulfed snake slithered into some brush nearby the home. Grable says the brush ignited and started a fire that destroyed the home and damaged one next door.

Both homes were vacant, and no one was injured.

Grable says most snakes are harmless if left alone.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/23/texas-woman-home-burned-down-by-snake-set-on-fire/?test=latestnews#ixzz2OMi7DM9F

Submitted on 03/23/2013

Submitted by: Pamela Benthall
Reference: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/23/texas-woman-home-burned-down-by-snake-set-on-fire/?test=latestn

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Pamela, but as nobody was injured (or really in any danger) this really doesn't qualify for any awards.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said.


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