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4 tales of dumb-sex and obession

2013 Reader Submission
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this article is diecated to people who died by obession

obession can turn an innocent person into a dumbie who dies and is on darwin awards

kirsten taylor 2008 - her and her husband had weird sexual cravings.one day,she had hooked clamps onto her nipples.she attached it to a electral strip.she and he done it as sexual thing but she died by it(cardiac arrest)

this is very true(the next 3 men) jaime pires 2010-he was on a farm of a man,he had sex with the farmer's prized donkey.but the farmer came and slit his throat,he died

note:he started having animal sex in 1998

this is so true and funny

gary ashbrook 2007:he wanted a sexual high so he pulled a condom over his head and he suffocated

note:theres a photo of him having a condon over his head

and finally a 16 year old brazillian boy d.2011:he was masturbating. after doing it 42 times ,non stop, he died!

ages chart jaime pires=70s

or 80s kirsten taylor=30s gary ashbrook=31 the brazillian kid=16

i hope you like this ill post more deaths!

Submitted on 03/17/2013

Submitted by: darwinfan!
Reference: alot of websites-several deaths

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Bruce said:
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Thanks, but we've already received some of these stories, and the one involving a farmer killing a man is a clear cut case of murder, which is a blatant violation of both our self-selection and hurt bystanders rules. Please make sure submissions adhere to all the posted rules, and also please only include one story per submission. We typically don't accept submissions that contain multiple stories like this simply because some have to be rejected (like in this case).


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said. Also, if a story is more then a few weeks old, please search, as we may have already received it.


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