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Shortcut proves fatal

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An unidentified woman was struck by a train and killed Friday night in Tampa. According to a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office report the victim and her boyfriend attempted to crawl underneath the train to avoid a long walk.

"The train was stopped for a manual switch at Fletcher Ave.," said Lt. Susan Bradford with the Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office. "It's just a terrible tragic accident. The train was stopped and the boyfriend made it under in time; she tragically did not."

The couple was trying to avoid a 3/4 mile walk, the train traveled for nearly 10 miles before the operators found out about the tragedy.

Read more: http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/21225833/shortcut-proves-fatal-for-hillsborough-county-woman

Submitted on 03/01/2013

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/21225833/shortcut-proves-fatal-for-hillsborough-county-woman

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, but there are over 2000 train/pedestrian accidents every year in the US alone and we've heard about all sorts of train-related mishaps, including people walking & riding bikes, etc. on tracks, sleeping/passed out drunk on tracks, and even having sex on tracks, all with the same inevitable outcome.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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