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2013 March Rejects
Famous serial killer dies by stupid
Seat Departus
lawnmower loses to automobile
Another idiot on the interwebz
A Cleansing of the Gene Pool
18th Birthday Train Ride
Swinging (or not) from Utah Arch
Attila goes bye bye
Bored actor dies
Teen killed by subway train
Squrriel 1-joaguin 0
Bible+prisoner=darwin award
Mafia boss - not handyman
Laughed to death
Drownin' in trash
dying for prayin'
Swinging death
Last birthday ever
Dont wear hair extensions
Laughed to death
drowing in lifeguard party
In love with his flat
Woman hit by train chasing dog off
Swing from Natural Arch
Man dies rope swinging through Utah
Trying to swallow the evidence
Man Dies
Measure Twice, Jump Once
Rock Arch Swing Fail
tough but not smart
Sari smoked
Meep! Meep! pffffft!!!!
GernoiNO!!!!!
Chrismas time is dumb time
Curling Irons for hair not Thighs
Toxic tampons!
Honrable mention:How the heck he?
Cake contest goes awry
Reservist Russian Roulette
Playing With Guns
A gamer's addiction
Deadly fashion
Man killed lighting cigarette
Texas Woman's home burned down by s
Police: Boulevard Park shooting ...
Laura Not Safe Texting
Drunken shortcuts are bad mmmkay
King of dumb dumb
Bad wifes
darwin or not=mariesa weber
Street surfer gets run over by own
Man died after lighting a cigarette
Stolen AR-15 Terminates Burglar
The most weirdest drunk death
Tudor archers droppin like flies
Beauty does kill.
faith is murder XD
All new stripper cake! :D
solider+acid=darwin
chills in the church yard
Hard to feel sorry for her.
half-pipes are not for sledding
self surgery ends in blood bath
airbag boobies
Burgler Shot By Rifle He Stole
cola fix
howdy,dummy!
4 tales of dumb-sex and obession
Gypsy copper thief gets shocked
Cops: Man shoots finger , misses ri
what a chicken!
vanity is lethal
dumb bungee antics
kite lover
Cyclist goes sick from self-doping
Man shoots finger to remove ring
Almost 2 DarwinAwards winners
Maybe we can jump it...
Bridge Crashers
guy dies with a glass on his pocket
Dumb criminals drown after chase
Petrol thief drops from open bridge
Explosion Reported In Edmond OK
Winner of cockroach eating contest
Firecacked
Intern killed by Barbary Lion
stolen fake id to id owner
Salem Theif Shoots Himself
Example of how guns stop crime
Woman mauled to death by lion as sh
Man killed by guns he just stole
Guns kill people
Buggered Burglar
W. Salem man accidentally killed by
Driving loaded
I stole the gun that killed me
stolen rifle fights back
Burglar killed by stolen rifle
Oregon man accidentally killed by A
Stolen guns and trucks
Gasping Sex
Shortcut proves fatal
your love takes my breath away
Indoor barbecue in Larisa, Greece
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Famous serial killer dies by stupid

Seat Departus

lawnmower loses to automobile

Another idiot on the interwebz

A Cleansing of the Gene Pool

18th Birthday Train Ride

Swinging (or not) from Utah Arch

Attila goes bye bye

Bored actor dies

Teen killed by subway train

Squrriel 1-joaguin 0

Bible+prisoner=darwin award

Mafia boss - not handyman

Laughed to death

Drownin' in trash

dying for prayin'

Swinging death

Last birthday ever

Dont wear hair extensions

Laughed to death

drowing in lifeguard party

In love with his flat

Woman hit by train chasing dog off

Swing from Natural Arch

Man dies rope swinging through Utah

Trying to swallow the evidence

Man Dies

Measure Twice, Jump Once

Rock Arch Swing Fail

tough but not smart

Sari smoked

Meep! Meep! pffffft!!!!

GernoiNO!!!!!

Chrismas time is dumb time

Curling Irons for hair not Thighs

Toxic tampons!

Honrable mention:How the heck he?

Cake contest goes awry

Reservist Russian Roulette

Playing With Guns

A gamer's addiction

Deadly fashion

Man killed lighting cigarette

Texas Woman's home burned down by s

Police: Boulevard Park shooting ...

Laura Not Safe Texting

Drunken shortcuts are bad mmmkay

King of dumb dumb

Bad wifes

darwin or not=mariesa weber

Street surfer gets run over by own

Man died after lighting a cigarette

Stolen AR-15 Terminates Burglar

The most weirdest drunk death

Tudor archers droppin like flies

Beauty does kill.

faith is murder XD

All new stripper cake! :D

solider+acid=darwin

chills in the church yard

Hard to feel sorry for her.

half-pipes are not for sledding

self surgery ends in blood bath

airbag boobies

Burgler Shot By Rifle He Stole

cola fix

howdy,dummy!

4 tales of dumb-sex and obession

Gypsy copper thief gets shocked

Cops: Man shoots finger , misses ri

what a chicken!

vanity is lethal

dumb bungee antics

kite lover

Cyclist goes sick from self-doping

Man shoots finger to remove ring

Almost 2 DarwinAwards winners

Maybe we can jump it...

Bridge Crashers

guy dies with a glass on his pocket

Dumb criminals drown after chase

Petrol thief drops from open bridge

Explosion Reported In Edmond OK

Winner of cockroach eating contest

Firecacked

Intern killed by Barbary Lion

stolen fake id to id owner

Salem Theif Shoots Himself

Example of how guns stop crime

Woman mauled to death by lion as sh

Man killed by guns he just stole

Guns kill people

Buggered Burglar

W. Salem man accidentally killed by

Driving loaded

I stole the gun that killed me

stolen rifle fights back

Burglar killed by stolen rifle

Oregon man accidentally killed by A

Stolen guns and trucks

Gasping Sex

Shortcut proves fatal

your love takes my breath away

Indoor barbecue in Larisa, Greece

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