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2012 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Not a Darwin winner but maybe a runner up?

Two brothers who were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth accidentally blew up their house on Friday, said Sgt. Bruce Watts of the Wichita Police Department.

The explosion sent one of the brothers – a 27-year-old – to the hospital, where he remains in serious but stable condition with second-degree burns on his hands, arms and chest.

The other brother was sent to jail, Watts said.

The brothers were in a house in the 100 block of North Nevada Court, near Douglas and West Street, about 7 p.m. Friday, Watts said. One of the brothers went to the kitchen to refuel the butane torches they planned to use to light their bongs. He emptied a couple of large cans of butane lighter fluid, leaking butane into the air.

“The butane vapor reached the pilot light in the furnace, and as you might expect, ka-boom,” Watts said.

The victim was wearing a lottery T-shirt during the explosion.

The victim’s girlfriend loaded him and some children into a car and took him to the Via Christi Hospital on St. Francis emergency room, where she dropped him off and left.

Officers went to the house with a warrant, where the other brother ran out, admitting he had marijuana and methamphetamine. He was arrested.

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/16/2678987/brothers-celebrate-lottery-win.html#storylink=omni_popular#storylink=cpy

Submitted on 02/17/2013

Submitted by: Mike Alumbaugh
Reference: Wichita Eagle 2/17/13 http://www.kansas.com/2013/02/16/2678987/brothers-celebrate-lottery-win.html#s

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
While an amusing story, in the end this is just the case of being careless with a flammable gas, which happens all the time. All the details about drugs, etc. really don't relate as far as DA's are concerned. And what's left just isn't enough for me to vote for this. Thanks just the same, Mike.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Yes, it IS very amusing, but as Bruce said, it's an all too common example of mishandling flammable material...thanks just the same, Mike!


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