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Heart Attack Grill daily patron

2012 Reader Submission
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John Alleman, an daily patron of the Heart Attack Grill died of a massive heart attack. The Heart Attack Grill bragged about serving the most unhealhy food around. Their "Quadruple Bypass" burger is a quadruple decker burger with several slices of choose and a quarter pound of bacon.

While plenty of people have extremely poor diets (myself included), the Heart Attack Grill is clearly over-the-top unhealthy. Moreover they specifically market themselves as culprits of massive cardiac disease.

http://life.nationalpost.com/2013/02/13/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-john-alleman-dies-from-heart-attack-becomes-second-unpaid-mascot-to-die-in-2-years/

Submitted on 02/13/2013

Submitted by: William Turner
Reference: http://life.nationalpost.com/2013/02/13/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-john-alleman-dies-from-heart-at

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