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Coke Addiction

2012 Reader Submission
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This is the drink Coca-cola. Natasha Harris died Feb. 25, 2010 from a cardiac arrhythmia, according to a 19-page coroner's report. Harris, a mother of eight from Invercargill, New Zealand, was known to smoke heavily and skip multiple meals, coroner David Crerar concluded that the sugar and caffeine she got by drinking more than 2.6 gallons of Coca-Cola Classic per day was "a substantial factor" in her death.

Harris's partner, Christopher Hodgkinson, said Harris would get headaches and act moody without her Coke fix, according to the coroner's report. Close friends said she would "get the shakes" and other withdrawal symptoms. Her heart would race, her liver was swollen, and her rotting teeth had to be removed. But, said the report, "the family did not consider that Coke was harmful due to the fact of it having no warning signs."

Crerar wrote in his report, adding that fact that Harris had her teeth extracted several years before her death "should have been treated by her, and by her family, as a warning."

Harris's reported Coke habit would have delivered more than 2.2 pounds of sugar daily, according to the coroner's report. She would have also ingested nearly a gram of caffeine, according to Coca-Cola's website.

This has got to be the ultimate Darwinian selection. This was not just one stupid act, but sustained stupidity over several years. Especially the part about mentioning "Her heart would race, her liver was swollen, and her rotting teeth had to be removed." along with the "having no warning signs" statement. The saddest part is that Darwian may have drawn the short staw considering she had eight kids and a surviving husband.

Submitted on 02/13/2013

Submitted by: Don Wagner
Reference: http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/moms-death-linked-coke-coroners-report-164723213--abc-news-heal

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
Thanks, Don, but I don't find addictions, even food addictions involving soft drinks, to be all that humorous.

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
What Bruce said.

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