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Don't `Holster' your gun THERE

2012 Reader Submission
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Trinidad and Tobago security guard accidentally shoots off his penis

By: David Ferguson

A security guard is hospitalized in the city of San Fernando in the Republic of Trinidad and Tobago after accidentally discharging his weapon and shooting off his penis. According to the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian, the unnamed 33-year-old man was carrying a .38 caliber handgun in his pocket when it went off, striking him in the groin.

Police in the town of Rio Claro received a call around 8:00 a.m. on Sunday that witnesses had heard a shot coming from a parked car. Officers responding to the scene found the driver slumped at the wheel and bleeding from the injured area.

The wounded man was taken to San Fernando General Hospital where he remains under guard. Authorities ran a trace on him and found that he did not possess a license for the gun he was carrying. He faces charges of illegal possession of a firearm and ammunition.

Unfortunately, these types of accidents are not uncommon. The Digital Journal listed reports of accidental gunshot wounds to the penis and testicles in Arizona and Washington state, as well as an incident from September in Port Lucie, Florida in which a man cleaning a newly purchased gun at a party shot himself in the genitals.

Raw Story (http://s.tt/1yN4w)

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/22/trinidad-and-tobago-security-guard-accidentally-shoots-off-his-penis/

Submitted on 01/22/2013

Submitted by: Neil Clark
Reference: RawStory.Com

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Neil, but stories involving self-inflicted gunshot wounds are extremely commonplace. You'll find lots of virtually identical stories in our archives, including stories of police, firearms instructors, etc. all shooting themselves (and sometimes in the penis).


James said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
As Bruce said!


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