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Backing Up (personal account)

2012 Reader Submission
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Okay, this wasn't a death or near-death experience and it didn't even happen to me, but it is an example of blatant stupidity nonetheless. I was in the car on the way to an appointment. As we were getting ready to turn onto Interstate 64 from Mason Road, I saw this moron on the other entrance ramp. Apparently he had made a wrong turn and needed to get back on Mason. But instead of going to the next exit and turning around like any normal person would, the idiot decided to break at least two traffic laws--and show no respect for the other drivers--by DRIVING BACKWARDS ON THE SHOULDER. It happened long enough ago that I don't remember if anyone honked his or her horn, but this was the most blatant stupidity I've actually witnessed.

Submitted on 01/06/2013

Submitted by: Perfectly Anonymous
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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, but I see this sort of stupidity on a semi-regular basis here in Massachusetts. Beside, this sort of idiocy puts lots of perfectly innocent people in jeopardy, which we don't find amusing.


Shadow said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
I agree this is far too common. Idiots backing up a ramp or even driving up one the wrong way.


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