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Bad Haircut Mistaken For Angry Bird

2012 Reader Submission
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Grand Junction, Colorado, Deputy District Attorney Jason Conley reportedly said in court that a woman found near a bag of suspected methamphetamine might have passed out from alcohol use. She apparently did so around 90 feet away from Derrill Rockwell --who had been on the lookout for a mean bird that had been menacing his cats.

The woman's prominent red-dyed mohawk haircut caught Rockwell's eye and --assuming he had spotted the enemy foul-- he fired a shot from his .22 rifle.

Rockwell was surprised to see that the "bird" was not scared away --and there were sounds of a woman in pain. Having shot the woman in the head,

Rockwell got five years of probation due to "felony possession of a weapon by a prior offender."

The woman survived and moved out of Colorado.

Nomination: Honorary (due to victim's lucky survival) Group (looks like contributory negligance from both parties) Darwin Award, 30 March 2012.

(Rewritten by submitter for Darwin use.)

Source: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/30/man-sentenced-after-accidentally-shooting-womans-mohawk-mistook-for-bird/

Submitted on 03/30/2012

Submitted by: RadioActive Terry Ward
Reference: FoxNews 30 March 2012

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Sorry, Terry, but there's no Darwin here, since the woman is not directly responsible for her injuries. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
As Candi said.


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