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Dude, Heads!

2012 Reader Submission
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My mates and i were fooling round one day just kicking a league ball around. i bombed it and my mate Jon didn't see it go up. thinking it was going to hit him i yeeled "Heads bro!" he looked around then ducked down into an armadillo like position. the ball landed in the mud right next to him. when he got up there was a friction burn down the side of his face. we all laughed at him. we explained that if someone yells heads you run away, not crouch on the ground. the next day at athletics training i was practising my shot put when i decided to see if jon had learnt his lesson. i went behind him, threw the shotput up and yelled "Heads boy!" instead of running away or crouching down he looked up. there was a sickening crunch as the heavy ball hit his face. he fell down in a heap. i ran to check on him and saw his nose had broken itself spectacularly with blood pouring out everywhere. he went to the doctor and we found out he had shattered his nose and cracked the back of his skull. it turs out he landed on a metal stud protruding from the track. he was out of action for ages but when he got better he was able to see the funny side and only tried to knee me in the balls every time i see him.he has not been able to hurt me yet as he is still on painkillers and is asleep half the time.

Submitted on 02/02/2012

Submitted by: Alek Lett
Reference: 21 November 2011-personal account

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Sorry, Alek, but as it was your actions that led to your friend's injuries, we can't accept this. Thanks anyway, and submit again.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
As Candi said.


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