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A Shot of 87 Octane and a Smoke
NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
High-octane Nic-Fit
Man dies after accidentally drinkin
Man drinks petrol, lights cigarette
NC man dies after drinking gasoline
Gasoline and cigarettes don't mix.
Gasoline with cigarette chaser
Man drinks gasoline then lights a s
The Last Smoke
DON'T SMOKE
Man dies after accidentally drinkin
Gasoline and cigarettes do not mix
Told You Smoking Was Deadly
Drinks Gas by Accident, Burns
Man Bursts Into Flames After Accide
NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
Man with a huge dent in his head ha
Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Up
Man sets himself on fire
Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Cigaret
Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette, Dies
Drank Gasoline Then Lit Cigarette
man bursts into flames after drinki
Drink gas then "go for a smoke"
NC Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Li
NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus
Man sets self on fire after sipping
don't smoke after drinking gas
Police: Man Burst Into Flames
Man Mistakes Gas for Drink
Don't Drink and Smoke
NC Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Li
Man smokes after spilling gas
Man accidentally drinks gasoline, t
Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Cig
Don't drink petrol then smoke
Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Light
Gasoline Drinking Death
man drinks gasoline- later ignites
Man dead after accidentally drinkin
Handgun "prank."
Iowa man dies after falling off tom
Man Shot Twice Trying To Shoot Cage
Man swallows fork
Couch Surf-dead
Tunes, Yes! Train? What Train?
Art can lead to death
Up, Up and Away
Man dies in fall in Macomb, Illinoi
reproduction
Wanna-Be Train Surfer Dismembered
How to properly fire a gas leak
Swimmer drowns
couch trip
automotive couch surfing
Train hopper dies
Fatal couch surfing
'couch surfing' kills one man
DEA on Couch surf
Couch surfing
Couch surfing death
Couch surfing death
'Couch surfing' death
Quebec man faces 3 charges in 'couc
Couch sled surfing
Couch Hurting!
Couch potato surfs to his death
Couch Surfing
Dead after crash involving couch
'Couch surfing' accident kills man
1 dead after crash involving couch.
Couch Surfing
Couch Surfing Kills Man
Mashed Couch Potato
Woman dies in house by lighting BBQ
One dead after crash involving couc
Train Hopping
livingroom set sliding
Couch riding
Sofa meets car
Couch Surfer
Couches Belong in the Living Room
Kin of teen who died tagging boxcar
man severs tongue with baked bean t
Teenager took picture of 105mph spe
Pom Jackson Scott bitten on testicl
Buy your own Darwin Award!!!
Drunk Idiot Kills Self
Woman who tried to torch boyfriend'
Don't cut where you stand
Iranian bombs himself
Man's 'avoidable" freak garage acci
Spit & Run....over
Father, Son and Close Call on Ice R
Pay the Water Bill ... It's Safer
Should I Spit or Swallow
Drunk Paramedic Dies to Drunk Bus
Ride inside the vehicle
surfing
Mayo tub drill through heart
I've Been Sleeping on the Railroad
Drop-off-box
Click to like this
Electric Drill Heart Stab
Train Hopping Couple
Hummer 'On The Rocks'
Arsonist Flames Out
Tagger killed by passing train iden
Must Play Game, even until Death
Man found dead after standoff had 5
Roofer should have known better
Bolivian Bus Driver
Taking a Call Lying Down
Dude, Heads!
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2012 February Slush Pile Rejects

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A Shot of 87 Octane and a Smoke

NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus

High-octane Nic-Fit

Man dies after accidentally drinkin

Man drinks petrol, lights cigarette

NC man dies after drinking gasoline

Gasoline and cigarettes don't mix.

Gasoline with cigarette chaser

Man drinks gasoline then lights a s

The Last Smoke

DON'T SMOKE

Man dies after accidentally drinkin

Gasoline and cigarettes do not mix

Told You Smoking Was Deadly

Drinks Gas by Accident, Burns

Man Bursts Into Flames After Accide

NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus

Man with a huge dent in his head ha

Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Up

Man sets himself on fire

Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Cigaret

Drinks Gas, Lights Cigarette, Dies

Drank Gasoline Then Lit Cigarette

man bursts into flames after drinki

Drink gas then "go for a smoke"

NC Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Li

NC man mistakes gas for drink, caus

Man sets self on fire after sipping

don't smoke after drinking gas

Police: Man Burst Into Flames

Man Mistakes Gas for Drink

Don't Drink and Smoke

NC Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Li

Man smokes after spilling gas

Man accidentally drinks gasoline, t

Man Drinks Gasoline, Lights Cig

Don't drink petrol then smoke

Man Drinks Gasoline From Jar, Light

Gasoline Drinking Death

man drinks gasoline- later ignites

Man dead after accidentally drinkin

Handgun "prank."

Iowa man dies after falling off tom

Man Shot Twice Trying To Shoot Cage

Man swallows fork

Couch Surf-dead

Tunes, Yes! Train? What Train?

Art can lead to death

Up, Up and Away

Man dies in fall in Macomb, Illinoi

reproduction

Wanna-Be Train Surfer Dismembered

How to properly fire a gas leak

Swimmer drowns

couch trip

automotive couch surfing

Train hopper dies

Fatal couch surfing

'couch surfing' kills one man

DEA on Couch surf

Couch surfing

Couch surfing death

Couch surfing death

'Couch surfing' death

Quebec man faces 3 charges in 'couc

Couch sled surfing

Couch Hurting!

Couch potato surfs to his death

Couch Surfing

Dead after crash involving couch

'Couch surfing' accident kills man

1 dead after crash involving couch.

Couch Surfing

Couch Surfing Kills Man

Mashed Couch Potato

Woman dies in house by lighting BBQ

One dead after crash involving couc

Train Hopping

livingroom set sliding

Couch riding

Sofa meets car

Couch Surfer

Couches Belong in the Living Room

Kin of teen who died tagging boxcar

man severs tongue with baked bean t

Teenager took picture of 105mph spe

Pom Jackson Scott bitten on testicl

Buy your own Darwin Award!!!

Drunk Idiot Kills Self

Woman who tried to torch boyfriend'

Don't cut where you stand

Iranian bombs himself

Man's 'avoidable" freak garage acci

Spit & Run....over

Father, Son and Close Call on Ice R

Pay the Water Bill ... It's Safer

Should I Spit or Swallow

Drunk Paramedic Dies to Drunk Bus

Ride inside the vehicle

surfing

Mayo tub drill through heart

I've Been Sleeping on the Railroad

Drop-off-box

Click to like this

Electric Drill Heart Stab

Train Hopping Couple

Hummer 'On The Rocks'

Arsonist Flames Out

Tagger killed by passing train iden

Must Play Game, even until Death

Man found dead after standoff had 5

Roofer should have known better

Bolivian Bus Driver

Taking a Call Lying Down

Dude, Heads!

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