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Christmas Killer Hangover

2012 Reader Submission
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You know that if you drink too much alcohol tonight, you are going to feel your head exploding tomorrow morning. Well, perhaps you don't have to wait until tomorrow.

After celebrating Christmas Eve 2011 drinking more than recommended, young Fabricio AntĂșnez (27) from Puerto General San MartĂ­n (near Rosario, Province of Santa Fe, in Argentina) decided it was time to have some fun with fireworks.

He choose a firework called "3 shot mortar". This is esentially a small cardboard tube with one of its ends closed (the grip) and the other one open (the muzzle, that you are supposed to point to the sky) through which it shoots 3 rounds of small fire and metal balls.

Fabricio took the mortar, lit the fuse and, to make it more interesting, decided to handle the mortar with his mouth instead of his hand, as it's usually done.

Being as drunk as he was, of course, he couldn't tell apart the two ends of the tube (the dangerous one and the safe one) and ended up with the muzzle in his mouth, pointing directly to his throat. Of course he blew up his teeth and burnt his larynx and trachea, and died a couple of hours later.

In Argentina fireworks of almost any kind are legally sold to the public. It may be seen as very poor regulation or as as a deliberate attempt to darwin out all the Fabricios from our country.

TRUE STORY: REFS (in spanish)

http://www.lanacion.com.ar/1435464-un-chico-internado-en-grave-estado-por-el-uso-de-pirotecnia

http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Quiso-broma-mortero-exploto-murio_0_616138427.html

Submitted on 01/17/2012

Submitted by: Marla
Reference: Dec. 25th 2011 http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Quiso-broma-mortero-exploto-murio_0_616138427.html

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, Marla, but we received this story numerous times back when the incident occurred. Please be sure to do as the submissions page requests and search both the slush AND reject piles for duplicates before submitting a story, especially when it's a few weeks old like this one.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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