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Take my car ? Over my dead body
"Mum dies in home birth tragedy"
Bad Homemade Firework Cannon Safetc
17 Year old jumps from moving car
He's not brain dead, because he non
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/i-heard-b
Lamborghini Fire
Lamborgini Catches Fire @ Auto Show
Fall from crane
Toy cannon made real
Deadly defusing
Police: Man Shoots, Kills Boy After
Drink driving KILLS
A "procedural lapse" in Manila
Man defuses bomb with a welder.
Club of Train Surfing
Recent Bomb Disposal Training Grads
Road Rager Kills self while raging
Dead Bank robber found in Vent
Nail to the Brain
Looking down the barrel of a cannon
Melbourne Train Surfing
Kelly slater of train surfing kille
Train Surf
Train Surfing
Train surfing
Prop trajedy
A quick train to Darwin
Death by firecracker in the mouth
Deadly Masturbation
Change your writer
Flaming-horned bull fatally gores m
Weighlifting really does Kill
Flaming horn bull gores fatally man
Man vs. Wild, wilderness wins
Metal God
Down a Drain
They never learn.
Tod durch Poppers schlucken
Christmas Killer Hangover
Look before you leap
Car keys led to drain death
climbing down the cable
Tidal Flow
Lovers die together differently
Napping Truck Driver Killed by 18-
Homemade Raft, revised
Chef poisons self with mushrooms
Young Boy Found Dead in Dam
DIY Redecoration
Homemade Raft
Iran Imposes Death Sentence On US C
Man seriously burnt while smoking
The Lawnmower Man - Smoking Hot
Indoor Wakeboarding?! Nope!
somali pirate
Dies in courthouse fall
Cell phone death
Man dies after shooting self in hea
Navy SEAL shoots himself in head
The Zambezi Fall Girl
Hit by a train retreiving a mobile
Men killed by ejaculating in socket
She loved her mobile more than life
Lure of mobile (cell) phone
Guy walks into train
'Would-be thief' trapped under stea
Navy SEAL proves gun was loaded
Extreme masturbation
Lakeland Man Crashes Car
Patient at North Manchester General
Police: Navy SEAL Accidentally Shoo
Hiroyuki Joho, Man Killed By Train,
Police: Navy SEAL accidentally shoo
Navy SEAL accidentally shoots himse
Explosion that caused fatal car cra
Parked on a level crossing
Police: Navy SEAL accidentally shoo
Navy SEAL shoots self in head
Navy man accidentally shoots himsel
If your loaded, maybe it is too
Death by Death Cap Mushroom
Safe Gun not
Pacific Beach
"It's unloaded, see?" *bang*
Demonstrating gun is not loaded
Man sets himself on fire. Dies.
Farmer-killed-felling-tree
Slush Pile: Death by Shake N' Bake
Death by Shake N' Bake Meth
Murder suspect freezes to death
Some explosive expletives...
Grenade Escapee
Explosive Party
Misadventure In M-"Ow!"-i
New Year, New
man dies in firecracker explosion
Man dies after firecracker explosio
Nine killed in jail break when inma
Be sure the power is off.
Teen accidentally shoots himself
Shouldn't Have Gone There
Happy New Year 2012!
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Happy New Year 2012!

2012 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Mr. Cataldo, a 30 years old man living in Rome, was celebrating New Year by firing petards from the balconee of his flat. Unfortunately for him and his family, he had the brilliant idea to light one of them inside the room where he was keeping several kilograms of his fireworks. Therefore, when the big petard he had lit exploded prematurely in his hand, it also triggered the sequential ignition of all the remaining material, included a large homemade bomb. The explosion has partially disintegrated the man's body, destroyed the windows and their gratings, damaged the exteriors of the building and projected objects at the distance of several meters outside the apartament. The brother of the victim and two children who were in the same apartament were seriously injured too. Police reported that about 30 kilograms (66lbs) of fireworks were previously found and confiscated from the very same building were the victim was living. Such fireworks were reported to be identical to the ones that providentially wiped out Mr. Cataldo from year 2012 and from our gene pool.

Submitted on 01/01/2012

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://roma.repubblica.it/cronaca/2012/01/01/news/capodanno_tragedia-27451859/

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Thanks, but we can't accept this due to the other injured victimss.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
What Bruce said.


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