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Wanted to make a joke, put a firewo

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Wanted to make a joke, put a firework in his mouth that exploded and he died.

The most serious case of misuse of fireworks took place yesterday in Santa Fe. Serious because a young man of 27 years died, also due to the inability to use fireworks.

Antunez Fabrizio celebrated Christmas in the city of Puerto General San Martin, about 26 miles north of Rosario. Barely a few minutes after midnight. As reported yesterday by the chief officer Raul Fleita, who was in service in the area, the young man wanted to make a joke.

"He was handling fireworks in the street," in the Petroleo neighbourhood of that city, when "he put in his mouth the fireworks of the type 'three shots', which has the shape of a cylindrical cardboard," he told the cable channel Fleita All News .

Then "he turned the device incorrectly, because instead of taking it by the handle, he took the other end" and placed in his mouth the sector where the explosion occurred. Thus, "he received the impact in the mouth area" and therefore "completely lost his teeth and received severe burns" in that sector, and the explosion caused a "very serious bleeding."

The joke ended in the worst way. The young man was quickly taken by relatives to a health center in Puerto General San Martin, and from there was taken by ambulance to the Hospital "Eva Peron" of Baigorra Grenadier, a neighbouring town, where he entered around 2:30 am. He died shortly after arriving.

Published on Clarin.com (Argentina) on 2011.12.26. http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Quiso-broma-mortero-exploto-murio_0_616138427.html If needed, I have also a picture of the article published on the newspaper.

Submitted on 12/28/2011

Submitted by: Diego Cimarosti
Reference: Happened on 2011.12.25 in Puerto General San Martin: http://www.clarin.com/sociedad/Quiso-broma-mort

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