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Losing one's head

2011 Reader Submission
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In the 1970s and early 80s there was no air conditioning on trains in Sydney. It was tempting and popular to hang most your body out of the train, holding on to the pole inside the cabin (like a primitive, fully clothed pole dancer) on the way home from school. This would not only to cool you down but also decrease the proximity between you and the next sweating, hot body in the crowded public transport system. Many school hats were lost this way but on one fateful day far worse occurred.

The twin private boy's school near to our private girl's school was well known to contain idiots and losers. One summer, a particular boy in changed the local landscape and also, no doubt, aided the introduction of air conditioning and closed windows and doors to trains in Sydney. Yes, he pole danced too far away from his pole out the open doorway. His head,long destined for a Darwin award, collided with one of the pylons on the side of the tract, painting the landscape red as he literally passed away. This is a definite example of when someone really should have seen this coming...

Submitted on 12/19/2011

Submitted by: Davida Kiernan
Reference: personal knowledge

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, but we have lots of stories in the archives involving people sticking their heads out of all sorts of moving vehicles.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said. But this is a pretty good write up.


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