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2011 December Rejects
Backcountry Skier
Cheap Skate or Tree Trimmer?
New way of using fireworks
Loaded gun on plane
Footballer injuries Penis
Firecracker in the mouth
Wanted to make a joke, put a firewo
Results of tubing after hours
woman killed by man while drving
Blowing Christmas
Self-blown head with a firecracker
Death in elevatod
A different christmas!
Shooting your mouth
young man killed by use of pyrotech
Internal pyrotechnics
Look ma! no hands!
Youth killed by xmas firework
Dead on three legs
Man Accused of Threatening Judge
Wheelie resluts in fatal accident
Mojave Desert Batmen
Man Accidentally kills himself
2 ATV'ers sail off cliff at night
ATV's in the dark middle of nowhere
hey yall watch this
Xtreme Boredom? Xtreme Pain!
Elevator of death
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Man eats cocaine from brothers butt
The Attack Of The Dunes
Man crushed to death under car
Crack Cocaine?
Political dead
Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Coca
have crush for you
Man dies after eating cocaine from
Removed from pool by missing it.
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Crack Kills
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Man dies after eating cocaine out o
Crack style crack!
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Man Dies Eating Butt Cocaine
DEAD FROM EATING COCAINE OUT BUTT
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Man dies eating butt cocaine
Man Dies After Eating Co
Cocaine Butthead
Eating coke from brother's crack
Man ate cocaine hidden in brother's
Man dies after eating cocaine
Balcony diver
Man electrocuted stealing copper
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
MAN EATS COCAINE FROM BROTHERS BUTT
Man eats cocaine hidden in borther'
Man Eats Cocaine
Man Eats Cocaine From Bro's Butt
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
eats cocaine out of brothers butt
Man eats cocaine from brother's but
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Man Eats Cocaine From Bro's Butt
Brotherly Love
Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But
Cocaine from the backside
Man Eats Cocaine fm Brother's Butt
Man dies while burning debris
Pedaling against traffic is bad
Losing one's head
'Would-be thief' trapped under stea
Dumb Business Model
It burns! It burns!
'A few extra' paracetamol kills a y
A Reader's Question
Death by coal
No vaccinations
Young couple buried under tons of c
Last ride on the Coal Train
Abe Hiroto ate natural nuclear fish
Teenager Stuck in Chimney
Electricution
I-Beams
A different way to die
Fukushima Food is Healthy
An unwilling participant
Portland Woman May Have Died From F
Drunk man shoots himself in groin,
Texting Rodeo
Death by Silicon
Loaded pistol in courthouse prompts
Worth a mention
another mobile meth moron...
Botched Penis Injection
Rape>Forgive>Marry>Murder
Man Dies After Penis Surgery
N.J. man dies from penis enhancing
Woman Crushed by Elevator
Picked the wrong victim
Tourist
Man vs Squirrel
Couple attacked by naked, 300-pound
Bolivian fisherman eaten by Piranha
Suicide bomb
Hot Wire
Pig Stabs Man
Farmer killed by pig
Thief Blows up Van
Oops. Wrong guy to mug.
Jumping Jacks
Carbon Monoxide Near Miss
At-Risk Survivor, training
Uncle Chuck Scores A Triple
Killed in daredevil jump from hotel
Truck Surfer Dude
Man Dies After Fall From Bed Of Pic
Smoking bans can be dangerous
Man electrocuted while hanging Chri
I was sure the gun was unloaded
Woman jumps from moving truck
Absorbing shocks with own face.
Policeman accidently shots his head
Police officer shots on its own hea
Man’s Best Friend?
Man's Best Friend?
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2011 December Slush Pile Rejects

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Backcountry Skier

Cheap Skate or Tree Trimmer?

New way of using fireworks

Loaded gun on plane

Footballer injuries Penis

Firecracker in the mouth

Wanted to make a joke, put a firewo

Results of tubing after hours

woman killed by man while drving

Blowing Christmas

Self-blown head with a firecracker

Death in elevatod

A different christmas!

Shooting your mouth

young man killed by use of pyrotech

Internal pyrotechnics

Look ma! no hands!

Youth killed by xmas firework

Dead on three legs

Man Accused of Threatening Judge

Wheelie resluts in fatal accident

Mojave Desert Batmen

Man Accidentally kills himself

2 ATV'ers sail off cliff at night

ATV's in the dark middle of nowhere

hey yall watch this

Xtreme Boredom? Xtreme Pain!

Elevator of death

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Man eats cocaine from brothers butt

The Attack Of The Dunes

Man crushed to death under car

Crack Cocaine?

Political dead

Man Dies After Eating Ounce of Coca

have crush for you

Man dies after eating cocaine from

Removed from pool by missing it.

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Crack Kills

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Man dies after eating cocaine out o

Crack style crack!

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Man Dies Eating Butt Cocaine

DEAD FROM EATING COCAINE OUT BUTT

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Man dies eating butt cocaine

Man Dies After Eating Co

Cocaine Butthead

Eating coke from brother's crack

Man ate cocaine hidden in brother's

Man dies after eating cocaine

Balcony diver

Man electrocuted stealing copper

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

MAN EATS COCAINE FROM BROTHERS BUTT

Man eats cocaine hidden in borther'

Man Eats Cocaine

Man Eats Cocaine From Bro's Butt

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

eats cocaine out of brothers butt

Man eats cocaine from brother's but

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Man Eats Cocaine From Bro's Butt

Brotherly Love

Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's But

Cocaine from the backside

Man Eats Cocaine fm Brother's Butt

Man dies while burning debris

Pedaling against traffic is bad

Losing one's head

'Would-be thief' trapped under stea

Dumb Business Model

It burns! It burns!

'A few extra' paracetamol kills a y

A Reader's Question

Death by coal

No vaccinations

Young couple buried under tons of c

Last ride on the Coal Train

Abe Hiroto ate natural nuclear fish

Teenager Stuck in Chimney

Electricution

I-Beams

A different way to die

Fukushima Food is Healthy

An unwilling participant

Portland Woman May Have Died From F

Drunk man shoots himself in groin,

Texting Rodeo

Death by Silicon

Loaded pistol in courthouse prompts

Worth a mention

another mobile meth moron...

Botched Penis Injection

Rape>Forgive>Marry>Murder

Man Dies After Penis Surgery

N.J. man dies from penis enhancing

Woman Crushed by Elevator

Picked the wrong victim

Tourist

Man vs Squirrel

Couple attacked by naked, 300-pound

Bolivian fisherman eaten by Piranha

Suicide bomb

Hot Wire

Pig Stabs Man

Farmer killed by pig

Thief Blows up Van

Oops. Wrong guy to mug.

Jumping Jacks

Carbon Monoxide Near Miss

At-Risk Survivor, training

Uncle Chuck Scores A Triple

Killed in daredevil jump from hotel

Truck Surfer Dude

Man Dies After Fall From Bed Of Pic

Smoking bans can be dangerous

Man electrocuted while hanging Chri

I was sure the gun was unloaded

Woman jumps from moving truck

Absorbing shocks with own face.

Policeman accidently shots his head

Police officer shots on its own hea

Man’s Best Friend?

Man's Best Friend?

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