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Tucker Max seX-ray

2011 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Tucker Max, author, has made publicly available a X-ray video of himself receiving oral action from a lovely young X-ray technician.

As one might imagine, this experiment was not undertaken wearing the proper protection (in this situation- a lead apron, not latex), exposing Max's testicles to large amounts of radiation.

Although Tucker Max has made undeniable improvements to Western culture by pioneering the "fratire" genre of literature, it is comforting to find that Max's horny hijinks have the potential to remove him from the gene pool entirely. We can only hope that his fanboys are spared a similar fate.

Submitted on 11/10/2011

Submitted by: Catherine
Reference: http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/the-tucker-max-sex-ray/

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Catherine, but at most these two have very slightly increased their chances of getting cancer, and in this day and age that's not necessarily a life sentence. Thanks to Google I found that a typical chest x-ray involves 5-10 mrem, and the risk for lifetime fatal cancer due to radiation exposure is estimated to be 4 in one million per 1,000 mrem. So even if they got the equivalent of 100 chest x-rays while performing this stunt they still only have a .0004% chance of dying from cancer as a result. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said. Over the years, experiments and advances have resulted in x-rays requiring less power, and the film the images are made in much more sensitive.


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