Charles Darwin's Darwin Awards 
HOME
Darwin Awards
At-Risk Survivors
Slush Pile
2011 November Rejects
Gun ≠Gun
Grilling Up Some Heat
Russian guy
Vermont Man Kills Himself After Fat
Meth Lab Induced Sterility
Pool Dive
Future Contender: Black Mamba
View from the bridge
Diving From A Balcony Into Pool
TV Seppuku
BMX champ exits during celebrations
Gas theft attempt ends in explosion
one jump too many
BMX Start Dies in Dive
Ex BMX Champ
BMX champ dies after balcony "fall"
BMX Champ falls after balcony fall
Teen dies after being hit by train
Captain Hindsight
Decision to flee police nearly cost
Police: Man accidently shoots himse
Libris
Deer 1, Hunter 0
Oh shit! a bus!
Gas lit fireplace Bomb
2 intoxicated men fighting on road
Farmer dies after setting SOS fire
Fake doctor injected cement into...
Daughter hits mother with mini-van
World Sauna Championship cheat
MooseHead Beer?
Pet hippo mauled owner to death
What is the safety for again?
Man Shoots self
Drunk Redneck dies in ATV crash
Pet hippo kills its owner
Exchange Students 'Ride' Waterfall
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Teen Chimney Burglar
No forced death in a forced landing
Hippo mauls owner
Shoots self, too late for Darwin
Man throws himself off the plane
Afraid men died from his nighmare
Man dies: Same place as last attack
Man kills self in grocery store
Russia?
Seatbelt or gun trigger
Man accidentally shoots, kills self
Epic Fail; Better Luck Next Time
Pet Hippo Kills Man
Man killed by pet hippo
Man Killed by "gentle" pet hippo
Traffic Cop killed by speeding Bike
Oh Snap!
Oh Snap!
Motorist Crushed while Parking
Strangled himself, using cardoor
Deadly gun handling!
A Darwin Award in a Veto Message
Abuser goes over the edge
Please don't shoot... yourself!
A really impressive gun gesture
Tucker Max seX-ray
2 die while trying to 'skip' snowma
Railroad Track Theives.
Rugby Jock Turned Gay From Stroke
Smoking plastic
Sitting on a Skylight
Accitendal head explosion
Quentin Armas
Woman bicyclist collides with Train
Bathing a hair dryer
Man jumps out of car
Police: Man Shoots Self In Groin
Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for
Additional info re origin
Russian student dies in train roof
Hunter Kills Self
Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for
Good intentions BAD Idea
Auto-heart surgery goes wrong
Man dies after trying to cut pacema
Leap of Faith
Raging Weightlifter Tasered
Man Cuts Tree Limb from Underneath
Netflix
Older Rejects 
 
~ Random Story ~
Email Alert!
NEW! Gift Shop
Rules  Search
Contact Darwin
Submit a Story
Philosophy Forum
Home

  

Darwin Awards
2011 Slush Pile

This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
Vote to tell me what *you* think!

2 die while trying to 'skip' snowma

2011 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

2 die while trying to 'skip' snowmachine By CASEY GROVE

Anchorage Daily News http://www.adn.com/2011/11/09/2162435/2-die-trying-to-skip-snowmachine.html

Two men in Northwest Alaska drowned after trying to drive their snowmachine over open water on the Kobuk River early Tuesday, according to Alaska State Troopers.

Brandon Cleveland, 21, Roger Cleveland, 29, and others from the village of Ambler were setting fish traps on the river sometime before 1 a.m. Tuesday, troopers spokeswoman Megan Peters said. At least one witness saw both men on a white Arctic Cat 800 snowmachine as they attempted to "skip" the snowmachine over open water on the Kobuk, Peters said.

"Initially, when the snowmachine sank, they were above the surface, and somebody tried to throw a rope to them," Peters said. "But, I was told, the current was too strong, and they succumbed and were pulled under the surface."

Volunteer searchers in Ambler drove a boat to the men, pulled them from the river and attempted to revive them, troopers said. The two men were declared dead at about 3 a.m. Tuesday, Peters said.

It was unclear Wednesday who was driving the snowmachine or if the two men were related, Peters said.

Submitted on 11/09/2011

Submitted by: Nancy Wallace
Reference: Anchorage Daily News, 11/9/11

Copyright © 2011 DarwinAwards.com

>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, Nancy, but this sort of thing is rather common. We get one or two similar stories every winter.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


The Darwin Awards Gift Shop

The Darwin Awards Condom

Keep yourself out of the gene pool!
A condom in a matchbook, useful for emergency contraception, bachelor parties, frat parties, and important rites of passage. LOADED inside and out with funny quotes and stories. Everyone loves this item!
Friends don't let friends reproduce!
$13 for Pack of 4

 

 

Slush Pile
Slush Pile Rejects

HomeRulesFAQsAwardsSlushSite Map
DarwinAward | HonorableMention | PersonalAccount | UrbanLegend