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2011 November Rejects
Gun ≠Gun
Grilling Up Some Heat
Russian guy
Vermont Man Kills Himself After Fat
Meth Lab Induced Sterility
Pool Dive
Future Contender: Black Mamba
View from the bridge
Diving From A Balcony Into Pool
TV Seppuku
BMX champ exits during celebrations
Gas theft attempt ends in explosion
one jump too many
BMX Start Dies in Dive
Ex BMX Champ
BMX champ dies after balcony "fall"
BMX Champ falls after balcony fall
Teen dies after being hit by train
Captain Hindsight
Decision to flee police nearly cost
Police: Man accidently shoots himse
Libris
Deer 1, Hunter 0
Oh shit! a bus!
Gas lit fireplace Bomb
2 intoxicated men fighting on road
Farmer dies after setting SOS fire
Fake doctor injected cement into...
Daughter hits mother with mini-van
World Sauna Championship cheat
MooseHead Beer?
Pet hippo mauled owner to death
What is the safety for again?
Man Shoots self
Drunk Redneck dies in ATV crash
Pet hippo kills its owner
Exchange Students 'Ride' Waterfall
Hungry Hungry Hippo
Teen Chimney Burglar
No forced death in a forced landing
Hippo mauls owner
Shoots self, too late for Darwin
Man throws himself off the plane
Afraid men died from his nighmare
Man dies: Same place as last attack
Man kills self in grocery store
Russia?
Seatbelt or gun trigger
Man accidentally shoots, kills self
Epic Fail; Better Luck Next Time
Pet Hippo Kills Man
Man killed by pet hippo
Man Killed by "gentle" pet hippo
Traffic Cop killed by speeding Bike
Oh Snap!
Oh Snap!
Motorist Crushed while Parking
Strangled himself, using cardoor
Deadly gun handling!
A Darwin Award in a Veto Message
Abuser goes over the edge
Please don't shoot... yourself!
A really impressive gun gesture
Tucker Max seX-ray
2 die while trying to 'skip' snowma
Railroad Track Theives.
Rugby Jock Turned Gay From Stroke
Smoking plastic
Sitting on a Skylight
Accitendal head explosion
Quentin Armas
Woman bicyclist collides with Train
Bathing a hair dryer
Man jumps out of car
Police: Man Shoots Self In Groin
Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for
Additional info re origin
Russian student dies in train roof
Hunter Kills Self
Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for
Good intentions BAD Idea
Auto-heart surgery goes wrong
Man dies after trying to cut pacema
Leap of Faith
Raging Weightlifter Tasered
Man Cuts Tree Limb from Underneath
Netflix
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2011 November Slush Pile Rejects

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Gun ≠Gun

Grilling Up Some Heat

Russian guy

Vermont Man Kills Himself After Fat

Meth Lab Induced Sterility

Pool Dive

Future Contender: Black Mamba

View from the bridge

Diving From A Balcony Into Pool

TV Seppuku

BMX champ exits during celebrations

Gas theft attempt ends in explosion

one jump too many

BMX Start Dies in Dive

Ex BMX Champ

BMX champ dies after balcony "fall"

BMX Champ falls after balcony fall

Teen dies after being hit by train

Captain Hindsight

Decision to flee police nearly cost

Police: Man accidently shoots himse

Libris

Deer 1, Hunter 0

Oh shit! a bus!

Gas lit fireplace Bomb

2 intoxicated men fighting on road

Farmer dies after setting SOS fire

Fake doctor injected cement into...

Daughter hits mother with mini-van

World Sauna Championship cheat

MooseHead Beer?

Pet hippo mauled owner to death

What is the safety for again?

Man Shoots self

Drunk Redneck dies in ATV crash

Pet hippo kills its owner

Exchange Students 'Ride' Waterfall

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Teen Chimney Burglar

No forced death in a forced landing

Hippo mauls owner

Shoots self, too late for Darwin

Man throws himself off the plane

Afraid men died from his nighmare

Man dies: Same place as last attack

Man kills self in grocery store

Russia?

Seatbelt or gun trigger

Man accidentally shoots, kills self

Epic Fail; Better Luck Next Time

Pet Hippo Kills Man

Man killed by pet hippo

Man Killed by "gentle" pet hippo

Traffic Cop killed by speeding Bike

Oh Snap!

Oh Snap!

Motorist Crushed while Parking

Strangled himself, using cardoor

Deadly gun handling!

A Darwin Award in a Veto Message

Abuser goes over the edge

Please don't shoot... yourself!

A really impressive gun gesture

Tucker Max seX-ray

2 die while trying to 'skip' snowma

Railroad Track Theives.

Rugby Jock Turned Gay From Stroke

Smoking plastic

Sitting on a Skylight

Accitendal head explosion

Quentin Armas

Woman bicyclist collides with Train

Bathing a hair dryer

Man jumps out of car

Police: Man Shoots Self In Groin

Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for

Additional info re origin

Russian student dies in train roof

Hunter Kills Self

Landscaper Dies Using Lawnmower for

Good intentions BAD Idea

Auto-heart surgery goes wrong

Man dies after trying to cut pacema

Leap of Faith

Raging Weightlifter Tasered

Man Cuts Tree Limb from Underneath

Netflix

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