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2011 October Rejects

Shad Mills, Electrocuted Knife in the eye-socket. Man Killed in Snow Storm Man Killed After Jumping out of Car Near Miss - Man Cuts off Arm army amputee thrown from NY rollerc A medical gamble Hubby trying to cook ... Reaching for power Drunk, Texting Man Rear-ended State Man + Guillotine = Man - Arm Electric photo California Man Stuck in Baby Swing Arguing Couple Hit By Separate Cars Stuck in a tree He just screamed for Ice Cream Man Found Dead In Back Of SUV Man dies from carbon monoxide Bamboo Rampage Tank Buster Swallowed plastic bag FLAMING PORCUPINE Retroactive Darwin attempt? Modern Classic Duel Driver/Suicide last words "I love you" 2 inches... Jobs Not Done Steve! Santa Roast Steve Jobs refused life-saving surg Shotgun check Catching a Coup with FBI approval. jump out of truck Brain freeze - not from a popsicle Faith Healing HIV [not] Brilliant icon's deadly stupidity Man stabs self Young, fast, and dead. Half an Hour to Tragedy Man accidentally kills himself Man dies after stabbing himself Stabbingly stupid man stabs himself to death What shark warning sign? Don't put your pistol in your pants 180 on a Treadmill Truckdriver drives in river + dies No draining when it's raining To hit the hay, indefinitely. Shouldn't have stopped quitting Ill. man killed trying to steal pow Fatal Smoke Signal They Call Them Hot Wires for a Reas Man Dies Swallowing a Bag of Drugs Darwin Award in the Making Lighting problems with petrol Look forward, not back That was a good idea? Man siphoning petrol badly burnt Man shoots self in head Fuel Siphoner badly hurt Got a light? Siphoning Petrol + Flame = Bad idea 7 Survive 20 Hours at Sea Clinging Home invasion suspect accidentally I beat the ocean Sailor ripped to shreds after falli Trains are awesome Woman NOT Stuck Gets Killed Mom hit by train Climbed on a train, electrocuted. Treating Pancreatic Cancer w/Diet Flippin man died following jump fro Charging your Kindle in Canada Lost in Nevada Gun toting idiot Studpi Missing Bainbridge Island kayaker p Dive deep, screw up, no backup Killing your own children Peeing Soccer Fan run over by train

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