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Driver/Suicide

2011 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Crash was a suicide attempt.

A local teen attempted to drive well over three times the speed limit approx 140 KM per hour up a residential street to cross over a heavy populated service road, smash through a barrier after being launched over the curb.. and crash right through a cement sound proof barrier onto a loaded freeway of oncoming cars in a suicide attempt. He hit six cars and there were multiple injuries.

A local paramedic informed me that the teen had substantial injuries but he did survive .. reason? .. he was wearing his seat belt.

Now I ask you... if you are attempting suicide .. who puts on their seat belt?

He's now awaiting multiple charges ...

This guy has to receive a Darwin Award.

Submitted on 10/24/2011

Submitted by: Ron Camilleri
Reference: October 11, 2012 http://www.mississauga.com/news/article/1223403

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Thanks, Ron, but we don't award suicides except under the most unusual circumstances. I think we've only accepted one in the years I've been a moderator and that was because of the extreme ingenuity of the machine the victim built to trigger his demise. On top of that, the other injuries also trigger an automatic toss due to our hurt bystanders rule. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
What Bruce said. Actually, there have been two suicides... the other one was a guy who fired a crossbow bolt into his chest, missed his heart, pulled it out, and fired it into his chest AGAIN. His sheer determination got him on the list.


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