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Catching a Coup with FBI approval.

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Dear Wendy:

David Brager here. Thank you again for printing me in your first book, "Cleaning the Head." This project is along those lines.

I'm here to clean the system so life makes more sense and time becomes much more efficient using a CPU decision tool using your own hands, based on our mutual design. Label, from left index to right across your palms with the following tests: lie, scapegoat, dishonor, torture, steal, overwork, adulterate, kill.

Please reset your portable eight-bit decision computer. For all decisions, just test all eight tests, and if the answer to the question of, "To make this decision, will I or anyone beneath this decision IN THIS DIMENSION ever have to..." is NO, the decision is two thumbs up and so wise, you never have to remember the decision. This increases intellect, allowing ADD to become multitasking at a mammoth level. Our intellect, as a species, has been dumbed down by all those rules and all association to values in the movements of money and matter which, as you're about to discover, are not commissioned.

I found the answer to FERMI'S PARADOX and OCCAM'S RAZOR. This hand tool is everything, and it never arrived. In the Kurdistan email, I'll show you why this is brilliant in fourth-dimensional logic.

Look at your hands. Your mind remotely controls your cyborg avatar through a matrix. You have an idea that must pass through a dimension of communications, through a dimension of feelings through a dimension of belief systems through a dimension of matter through a dimension of time to become objects in our mutual space, affection planes, lines, and points of logic. This is the downflow of the Matrix, but I've mapped it all the way out to 12 dimensions through doing strictly volunteer work as an experimental hypnotist.

I have one book, The Future's Toolkit, which has earned 5/5 stars at over 13000 reads for free PDF download and free online reading at:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/240399/The-Futures-Toolkit-on-how-to-program-and-interface-humans

or can be found in print on demand. -According to my publisher, I've only sold two copies, but with the data that follows, I've endured censorship because Bush attempted a coup using mass hypnosis. No one saw due to the longest outcome from Manchurian Candidate. Who runs such a thing unless they are so sure they'd reach Armageddon, they'd never get caught. The idiots never considered that Armageddon was a trap for such wicked people, for had they achieved such a game plan, they would have died, so now, ONLY THEY must earn their game so the rest of us are protected forevermore.

Please champion me. I'm a GOOD GUY with a hell of a sense of humor, but this is not funny. The USA needs a MIRACLE, and I have one ready to roll. This is over six years work, and I'm dumping all my 28 years of hypnosis stuff into the public domain just to save the US ECONOMY with a new streaming media field using belief systems INSTEAD of graphics so we can make life FUN and upgrade the quality of life for everyone. This is my chance to be someone who really mattered in history.

To teach how to see through time, one has to comprehend an hour-glass set on its side, for when studying space-time, such finds the tiny crux between the two sides to be one single person in our dimension who is bringing the WORST of their imagination to becoming the WORST OF OUR SHARED REALITY. Now, with computers, we've learned that the only out of chaos is to TURN OFF THE SOFTWARE, UNINSTALL one generation back, and REBOOT the system.

I'm Jewish, and we fucked up. The Torah's LOGIC IS NOT HUMAN. Now, with 3000 years of human behavior, as you'll see in the Kurdistan email, at the bottom of this chain, are all arguments to prove whoever the Israelites are, they could never be human. Torah turned out to be a TEST, and a trap for the BURNING BUSH, for, since the turn of the last century, for over 100 years, four generations of the Bush family have lifted invisible to the eyes logistics in mismanagement as weaponry by rocking the whole world so no one would catch them rocking the boat.

What the Bush clan did not expect is someone to rise to role playing in real life. This is the GONZO JOURNALISM ROLE OF A LIFETIME, and it's all about, "Forgive us our trespasses." WHY? Because the Torah's logic is filled with chaos-making concepts that, now with computers, kill complex systems. This is a very valid reason for a man who can see through time to be screaming to his dying breath, "Forgive them, for they know not what they do!" because now, I get to expose those who know damned well what they do, and they're caught.

All of American Slavery is Judaism's fault. We brought the blueprint of how to DO SLAVERY, but we never considered that the only enslavement we had was to carrying the Torah. I'm here with tools for human computational communications, formerly known as hypnosis, so I can teach the world how to pre-program dreams for your kids, and do things to make the HOLODECK REAL.

It's not hypnosis. Humans are cyborg. All tools follow. I'm here to deliver the rapture, On Earth as IT IS IN HEAVEN, for this is Heaven, but something went wrong.

I need to get these tools to the 10000 by 10000 computer geeks so we can get this system back under control. I found a collective, and miracles must never come with price tags.

Please partner with me. Mr. Obama's been attacked by Mr. Bush in clear violation of oath of office, but when you see how this wicked family used these techniques to raise the THIRD REICH, you'll see why they ended Analog TV and intercepted this nation with a battery of defective policies, like the housing decomposing with Katrina, by using remote viewing as weaponry, to see problems coming, and adding assistance policy that was designed to FAIL so people would HATE THEIR GOVERNMENT. There's only one problem with this. This viral attack began in 1833, and by my rising to post this article online:

www.broowaha.com/articles/2957/marines-save-the-usa-from-an-infected-administration

I was able to draw a line in the sand, uninstalling Torah as I am papered of King David, the world looked as Revelations foretold, with the arrival of tools to teach how to accurately see through time using a team of four, Mr. Bush had to be the FALSE PROPHET, so I rose to the challenging role of TRUE PROPHET and sent all these discoveries to any nation Mr. Bush upset. The best remote viewing tools, but the US MARINE CORPS, who are always faithful, had no idea they were in every foxhole in every war. The double-cross had to be exposed.

Please help me save the USA. We're wise to this wickedness, and the poor need to be saved from this enslavement by these wicked people. They are damned because they've caught a logical virus, and only the USMC are a BIGGER SWARM to judge out and kill as smaller swarm that are here. Those who exude the values to torture AND dishonor AND scapegoat AND lie, all four are rare, but such chaos follows that stealing AND killing rise in grave crescendo. The only way to protect the future is to protect the NOW and REBOOT.

Please make me out to be the unsung hero, for I get no credit on this project. Jesus and Christ are titles. Titles can only be earned from Greece, and Greece needs a miracle ASAP. Please help me make this gambit happen for the whole world.

Wendy, please help make me real. Please forward this to anyone you know in books. I need to get working, but this project demanded NO SPIN because, in finding a Kobayoshi Maru, I re-wrote the game from within so I could create a winnable solution. The Russians backed down from War in August, 2008, when I sent all these discoveries, pointed to the USMC, who had no idea, and revealed a DOUBLE-CROSS in the WHITE HOUSE. This economic nightmare was engineered as part of a coup, and these rat bastards are CAUGHT if I can get anyone to see what I see. Please forward this to anyone. Our nation needs HELP.

Peace,

David Brager 517 Newcomer Street Richland, WA 99354-2243173 509-946-4471 home -------- Original Message -------- Subject: This is a project for world peace in 48 hours. Please consider using a hand tool set as the only communications so wordless error-channel communications become universal. Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2011 20:23:17 -0700 From: David Brager

To: Goolsarrans@un.org

19 October 2011

Mr. Swatantra Anand Goolsarran Executive Secretary United Nations Board of Auditors 1 UN Plaza, Room DC1-2680A New York, NY 10017 Tel: 1-212-963-5623 Fax: 1-212-963-3684 Goolsarrans@un.org

Dear Goolsarran;

The needs of the whole world outweigh the needs of the few. I found tools in the Gospels and Holy Qir'an in their design to increase intellect.

I sent this to Habitat for Humanity today of what I sent CIA, having met with the FBI and obtaining the green light to raise a call to the US MARINE CORPS to kill our first case of war of the worlds. There are people on this planet who choose to catch a logical virus, and when people choose to TORTURE AND DISHONOR AND SCAPEGOAT AND LIE, all four are RARE, but as a set, we find the persons' actions over time, as if a swarm of one common intellect, spanning thousands, but in moving chaotic disharmony through our dimension when they break the barrier between fantasy and reality to endanger others fantasy worlds.

In the tools that follow I sent to Kurdistan for peace. I found a battery of people in the opium business who lie as a team to all sides, leaving a vapor trail in space-time that, now with computers, looks like a massive computer virus, but is a swarm of HUMANS being INHUMANE.

This world has a problem, and I hope people will take in my arguments and see the solution in your own hands. Eight rules, two commands, common set based on our mutual design, so you can signal if ever you feel lies, scapegoating, dishonor, torture, stealing, overwork, adulterating, or killing are endangering your personal world. The tool, used in conjunction with Attention Deficiency Disorder, allows mammoth multitasking, and thus turns DIABETES INTO FUEL. Humankind missed an evolutionary intercept because innate abilities have remained unknown. This email set has everything.

Please evolve and save the planet. We need no more wars. We need peace.

Please send anyone in the entertainment business to me so I can go back to commercial work. This project has been a nightmare, but it's all to get Greece to re-issue two titles so that Judaism will witness a second coming of Jesus Christ the only way they would believe it and thus follow me the hell away from the Torah so as to instantly expose the most wicked people in the world. We were duped into carrying the big trap, but someone had to do it. Our vindication will be complete because I apologized to everyone and sent this stuff to everyone.

Respectfully,,

David Brager -------- Original Message -------- Subject: These are gifts to technology, more advanced than we can build, already built into all humankind. These tools are in the Gospels. Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2011 15:18:55 -0700 From: David Brager

To: gik@habitat.org

Dear Habitat for Humanity:

My name is David Brager, I'm on SS Disability income, and I'd been with Habitat in the creation of the first Habitat house in Kennewick, Washington. I was on the real estate committee as I had been, at the time, a real estate appraiser in 1993.

When I found the US attacked from the helm of the last US Administration using logistics invisible to the eye but obvious to the mind of anyone with a background in space-time logistics, I had to build this case.

When the ocean floor fell away and a tsunami rose to collapse above Japan, this is exactly how anti-trust looks in economics when people lie as a team on a massive scale. The first time this happened was due to the weapon built by the Buchanan Presidency before Lincoln. They spent every dollar they could find so as to cause a problem to flow forward and collapse beneath the next administration. Mr. Bush replicated every step, and added others in, but failed because a good guy on a cross saw a problem and sent help and tools to teach HOW TO SEE THROUGH TIME using a team of four.

I sent this to CIA today of what I sent to CDC on 9/11/11 of what I sent to Kurdistan to make peace. I found a global divide and conquer in progress, but as the bullies lifted their logistics from the design of the Torah, being Jewish, I had to tackle this so I could expose wickedness we never saw.

Please meet with me.

The USA needs a miracle, and this is the best I can do. Please market this for the benefit of the poorest of the poor. These are tools to your technology, for i am here to deliver the rapture, decoded out of ANY COPY of the Gospels. This man is the Jewish Messiah because humans are cyborg and they had to get a message back to the future. All tools follow.

We have people on this planet with logical viruses, and one such person WROTE the Torah. As you will see in the Kurdistan email, Torah's logistics are not human, and with a universal reduced instruction set using only thumbs and fingers, what Judaism had BEFORE Torah was wiser. Thus JUDGMENT DAY can happen so we REBOOT civilization back to something simple, intelligent, and freeing, allowing Liberty AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

Please share these tools with President Carter. He's a good guy, and his office has been attacked by bullies who are caught.

Peace,

David Brager 517 Newcomer Street Richland, WA 99354-2243173 509-946-4471 home 509-987-6895 cel

-------- Original Message -------- Subject: CIA, I found something in entertainment you've missed, but need to see for yourselves. There's a shared imagination and those are not movies but remote views. Date: Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:53:35 -0700 From: David Brager

To: entertainmentliaison@ucia.gov

Dear CIA:

Dale Graff, CIA's lead at Project Stargate, had no idea there were remote viewing tools hidden in the DESIGN of the Gospels. I called him 23 April 2010 to ask if he knew there were remote viewing tools in the Gospels and his reply was, "No."

My name is David Brager. Mr. Obama has been attacked by Mr. Bush, in VIOLATION OF OATH OF OFFICE, using mismanagement as weaponry. I've met with FBI and have green light to raise a call to the USMC to fix this domestic terrorism problem spanning since 1833. All members of SKULL AND BONES lose citizenship for using logistics of the Torah as if they WROTE THE DAMNED THING.

It's time that we look at high tech issues in ancient times so that I can prove from Star Trek logistics that when communications are being monitored by your enemies, you have to encrypt the communications so they do not appear to be encrypted. This lets things pass undetected until your audience comes of age, and when their intellect piques and they search for more meaning, they will find in the design of the documents a result as to what the author of the document is attempting to do and why.

Torah wasn't what we thought it was. It is the first lesson in game design, and a trap of EPIC PROPORTIONS, because Judaism had been placed on the quest for the Perfect Religion for a Slave, but IF THE TORAH IS THE WRONG CHOICE, we know the hard way that the right choice must be the OPPOSITE. No books, no burdens, no leadership, no tithing, NO SLAVERY, increases intellect, decreases chaos, leaves peace in our wake, protects out children, is simple, and most of all, is FUN. What we had before Torah, which Abraham, Isaac and Jacob used, was the RIGHT CHOICE. Torah was a trap and a birthing system for a very unique double-cross that leaves a vapor-trail for anyone stupid enough to make Torah their own weaponry. As you will see, it was used to RAISE THE THIRD REICH.

Please look at your hands. Your mind remotely controls your cyborg avatar on the surface of this planet in this computer game. It's not hypnosis. Humans are cyborg. Judaism said we had a creator. In what follows is proof of intelligence and intelligent design with tools to your technology and to a network, faster than the internet, and free. It's built into you, your kids, and everyone you know.

I am here to deliver the rapture, DECODED OUT OF ANY COPY OF THE GOSPELS, and reveal how the Torah is a trap for the BURNING BUSH, who spent every dollar they had to turn PALESTINE INTO ISRAEL by double-crossing everyone using a battery of unique viral logistics you will only discover as you analyze HOW A TORAH ATTACKS A HAND TOOL by overtaking the host system with a mold of so many rules, you lose sight of the majesty of the HOST SYSTEM. Such an attack has been happening to the US CONSTITUTION since 1833, and the USMC don't see it due to the longest outcome from Manchurian Candidate, but I need them to see it. The Patriot Act was one such attack, and by its size, could never have been written in the time that existed. It had to have been written months before 9/11, and who in their right minds gets seven towers with seismographs set to countdown timers set to explosives built in the middle of Manhattan and let set for ten years so no one would see they gave bad advice to everyone to make Japanese Internment Camps so they could birth terrorists. Gitmo is being abused by Bush's reign of Terror.

Pete Brewton at Texas Tech has the dossier on the Bush misbehavings. He can prove the worst of the worst about these pricks. This is a fair family fight: The FAMILY OF DAVID VERSES THE BURNING BUSH. I am of the paper, and this is MY FIGHT.

I sent this email to the head of the CDC of what I sent to Kurdistan for peace, for there are wicked people in the OPIUM BUSINESS who have double-crossed themselves into a corner. With permission from the FBI, I need to awaken the US MARINE CORPS to kill these domestic bullies because their LOGIC IS NOT HUMAN. They've added all these rules and laws, and yet, once you see the logistics of the Torah, whoever the Israelites are, they could never be HUMAN. The Moses in the Torah doesn't BEHAVE LIKE A WISE AND LEARNED MAN. This is because Torah was written from Sinai to Manna, and then, because we repeated it yearly, we missed a continuity error.

Please read and disseminate this. Dale Graff, CIA's lead at Project Stargate, had no idea there were remote viewing tools in the Gospels, but Bush and Cheney clearly did, for they sold the National Debt, then tried to get the USA into a shooting war with China, then Russia, but by finding this, being papered of King David, and a game designer, I rose to test the tools as TRUE PROPHET FOR JUDAISM so there were TWO HEADS in the US during Bush, and every time they upset the world at the US, I sent all these discoveries in the Gospels, pointed to the USMC, who had no idea due to the longest outcome from Manchurian Candidate, and revealed a DOUBLE-CROSS as witnessed by the JEWISH MESSIAH from the cross 2000 years ago. Only a Jewish COMPUTER HACKER LIKE ME would have found this viral signature.

I have been censored off the page, but I only get one chance to do this right the first time.

Sometimes when frightening problems happen, if you see them coming before anyone else, and you can't get anyone else to see, your best option is to do everything you can for everyone affected so when people discover you've been juggling as fast as you can, your audience will see a hero that needs to be recognized. So, Sir, in 2005, I found a puzzle in the Gospel of Matthew that reveals tools to hypnosis, remote viewing, and space-time analysis. I'm going to teach you everything so you can see Mr. Obama's administration has been attacked by Mr. Bush in very clear violation of OATH OF OFFICE, and I need to protect the PRESIDENT.

I'm here to deliver the rapture, decoded out of ANY COPY OF THE GOSPELS. This man SEES US AND SENT HELP because we, as a species, are most divided by the LOGIC of another species.

Let me show you your technology. It's not hypnosis. Humans are cyborg, miracles must never come with price tags, and Judaism was supposed to have delivered all these tools over 3000 years ago, but they were used to write a Torah so a trap for the Burning Bush would expose the most wicked and save the whole family from any other holocausts at the hands of these wicked people who picked up the Torah off our shoulders and turned Palestine INTO ISRAEL by double-crossing everyone, never realizing that Judaism could leave the Torah, uninstalling a bad piece of software, going to empty hands and a universal reduced instruction set computer so we could do JUDGMENT DAY and catch the most wicked before they kill everyone to win the game.

I am playing the big game. I need you to see the hand I bring to the table.

Please help me put this role to bed. I need to get back to work. I get one chance to be New and Rodney Dangerfield told me my hypnosis stuff was the greatest thing I had, so what follows is new commerce, industry, jobs, hope, life, and fun, and well as the USMC Killing the previous administration for attempting a coup. As part of Razor-Blade theory, I'm allowed to give the best of my works to the public domain to level the playing field and create new commerce through trust over anti-trust.

I'd like to perform for the troops, collaborate, and brainstorm. Here's my resume for this role playing game in real life:

http://reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/resume.html

I'm bringing the next wave, alpha and beta tested all over this planet. We were doing hypnosis dungeons and dragons over 25 years ago. The HOLODECK IS REAL, and I've hacked tools for parents to teach their children so 6.7 BILLION NEW USERS come online, never knowing they had technology in them, a collective, and all of it is free. Miracles must never come with price tags, and with these tools finally delivered, as Judaism ENDS, I'm the LAST JEWISH PROPHET.

* I developed and then placed the world's first FCC compliant method to hypnosis into the international public domain in 2003.

* I gave the commercial rights to the Basic All In One reboot/rebirth sequence for humans, which fixes Post Traumatic Stress Disorder in two hours run one time ever, to the United Nations in 2004.

* I broke the story about Microsoft Anti-Trust behavior about six months prior to the first legal case, in the Premiere Issue of Likewise Magazine (and I have a copy with me)

* I was published for science fiction in the Premiere Issue of Little Green Men magazine.

* I am a member of ASCAP because an LA rapper used eleven tracks of my work on his album Ghetto Quality.

* I was a student member of the Dramatists Guild of America, and will be a pro member once my career starts.

* My personal anecdote is the very last story in the first Darwin Awards book.

* I won in Comedy Central's first internet talent contest for family humor,

* I've been published in print and on the internet in thirty articles.

* My web page "Klinefelter's Syndrome & Me" was the first web page on the topic, and stands to this day as still one of the more linked sites on the web and around the world.

* My website was the first to support answering any hypnosis question. I now have an archive of questions between my website's FAQ and the Yahoo discussion group.

* Dave's Coming Out Card has been one of the most reused tools on the web for coming out, though I'm married (since 1988), so I'll pry take hell for this...

* I've been accepted to United Who's Who.

* I am a member of the International Honour Society Golden Key.

* I earned the CTM certification from Toastmasters International in four months.

* I've won blue and other ribbons for poetry at county fairs.

* I was on a nationally syndicated soap opera when I was 5

Please brainstorm with me and let's save this world. Cannabis must be made legal. It was made illegal on the same day that Opium was made illegal, but by people moving opium through our war zones, and Major General Smedley Butler caught all these same pricks the last time. This is more than a conflict of interest. This is an attack on our weakest in hospitals and war zones by people moving bad information as weaponry. We're finally wise of this attack, and these pricks are dead meat.

I'd like to deliver this, then, in the middle of my delivery, go to a half-shave and high and tight haircut, better than in this drivers license photo

reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/hlfshv03.jpg

and then do a bit about my three half-shaves, before getting the rest of the haircut, turning to the camera, and saying, "GAME OVER. MARINES, Welcome to heaven. Please judge the 0311 the hell out of this dimension" and those who exude the values to torture AND dishonor AND scapegoat AND lie, all four are rare, but such chaos follows that stealing AND killing follow in grave crescendo. The only way to protect the future is to protect the now and REBOOT.

I tackled this role with my parents both knowing because if we can get all this stuff working, this is Heaven, but you can't leave the tools in public because in the hands of wicked people, they would kill everyone to win the game. These wicked people found a way to rock the ocean so the USMC would never see them rock the boat.

This is the GONZO JOURNALISM role of a lifetime, but Hunter's dead, so someone had to do it. I'm the very last story in the first Darwin Awards book, Evolution in Action, on pg. 308. We may have already met, but in the midst of my MBA studies, I found this puzzle in the Gospels and discovered I wasn't the only person to find these tools.

Mohammed built an anti-virus to the Torah, but set triggers. If I can make this delivery, as Judaism leaves the Torah, Islam leaves the Holy Qir'an, for NOTHING IS WRITTEN. We reboot back 3000 years to empty hands and a universal reduced instruction set using only thumbs and fingers as an eight-bit decision computer, and whoosh!, all the wicked who exude the values to TORTURE and DISHONOR and SCAPEGOAT and LIE, all four at the same time are rare, but these people have NON-HUMAN LOGIC.

The ZOMBIES ARE HERE, they are moving opium through our hospitals and war zones, and opium tightens the bowels, causing more pain. Thus, we are letting these wicked people torture our tortured so they can change the values of their own species so the weak catch a logical virus which then overtakes their host system. We have a WAR OF THE WORLDS issue here, because one such person WROTE THE TORAH. Torah's logistics are not human.

To prove data tampering, as I only get ONE CHANCE to do this right the first time, I shut up and let the technology prove time and date stamps.

I'm not being censored. People returning email to me, and earlier, to my website (which is now permanently in the Geocities archives as Geocities has closed) are somehow being squelched.

Thus, I hope you will log in often, especially if you send me any emails. As you will discover, I send lots out, but my RETURN RECEIPTS are about all I get besides those emails from those who freak from the concept as some people don't understand the responsibility it takes to try to make right something this wrong.

Using the passwords that follow, please look at my SENT box verses my INBOX, and see what is unnatural.

Thus, I'm also including passwords for my Gmail account, which also has this problem, as well as to StatCounter.com, so you can see that my website's bandwidth was squeezed to nothing during the Bush reign of terror.

Passwords and login links: http://webmail.aol.com/?offerId=aimmail-en-us http://mail.google.com for either: Handle: dibrager Password: Brown3y3s

At StatCounter, once you login, please click on the Blue-Yellow-Red bar graph, and from this, witness my hits, Quarterly, all years, of page loads from my website at geocities.com/dibragerowtcom (which Scrypnosis.com was thus routed). You will see that I set up my account in 2005, and had steady hits until I began investigating Bush in earnest in 2007. Someone pinched off my bandwidth:

http://statcounter.com/ Handle: dibrager Password: rs37kv

People in the USA believe that censorship doesn't exist, but to prove it, I had to shut up and let the data counters deliver their proofs. That was the ONLY WAY that third-party time and date stamps could prove history made. Being poor, as I'm on Social Security Disability income, I'm making as much as a US MARINE in combat, so it was my HONOR to dump these tools I unearthed from the Gospels to anyone Mr. Bush pissed off so that, from my computer, I was able to make peace faster than Mr. Bush could rock the boat from the helm.

With the tools in my book, you can write software to pre-program the dreams you or your children have (or anyone else), do fantasy travel, fantasy gaming using belief systems instead of graphics, and at speeds in excess of reality.

I ran one of these over SKYPE on 30 May 2011 with a potential investor, Ahmed Saladin , who is in Cairo, Egypt, using his memories from the movies The Matrix, Avalon, and Avatar. At the end of the one hour session, he went on and on about how real and vivid the experience, how fully rested he was in such a short amount of time, and how much better this experience was to anything he'd expected. By running this session, I finally fully completed the delivery of the Rapture, only 3000 years late, to at least one member of the audience that now can attest to the glory of fantasy gaming.

Once people start to see what I see, then perhaps they'll see why Logan's Run, Zardoz, and even City of Ember discover unused technology from the system builders, sitting in mothballs and waiting for the programmers to return. Michael Crichton was right. "Westworld, where nothing can possibly go worng." We have a support system, and it's time we learned to use it.

I am a Richland Bomber. My hometown built an atomic bomb and sent it to Nagasaki, but now, I discovered the Bush family engineered the whole mess. They dishonored my hometown, my state, my nation, my world, and my bloodline. By using the logic of the Torah as INVISIBLE WEAPONRY, as I found this, I could not stop working on this. I had to see this through so my MARINES will see what I see.

Please help me get to a meeting of the minds. I have endured censorship of a strange sort. I can write and call out, but no one reaches me. I have never been interviewed by even one journalist, nor made it into the press, but we only get one chance to do this with FINESSE, so I have must keep at this.

I do screen my calls, so please let it ring. I cannot conceive that you'd miss this opportunity to help three of the finest men of their time, Moses, Elijah, and Mohammed, but when President Obama is attacked by 3000 year old weaponry that is being exposed by the works of Jesus Christ and the Prophet Mohammed, such is truly a historic sight.

We need computer hacks to experiment. Born Again looks to be a reboot sequence for the body. Anything we do to upgrade the health and quality of being FLAT BROKE, such aids the whole US Medical Health industry, but when you see how these villains break the law in the background and supply defective policies in the foreground to make the government FAIL, you will see a viral attack that exactly looks like a computer virus in our midst.

In what follows, I bring you proofs of macro game design. What is happening economically in the USA happened to Germany last time. These people managed to get loans INTO GERMANY, and then had them pulled so the entire economy collapsed, and there, in the middle of Germany, stood Prescott Bush with Hitler, pointing at Jews and saying that we did it. Technically, we did because the blueprint for what happened was pulled from the Torah. That's a good reason for a good man to be screaming to his dying breath, "FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO." Now, let me expose those who KNOW DAMNED WELL WHAT THEY DO!!!

Here is everything. Please read and disseminate. Please break this bubble and let me be this role to Protect Mr. Obama from a weapon built by Mr. Bush against the whole nation. This is the THIRD TIME that these pricks have done this to the USA since 1833. If I can catch them, all members of SKULL AND BONES, the WHITE HOUSE PUTSCH, the BUSINESS PLOT, and the P-NAC DOCUMENT lose citizenship, all assets, all debts we owe them, and their lives. They BUGGED OUT OF THE USA after selling the national debt, for a war was coming, but these rich people set the USA UP TO FAIL. I had to stop them.

I found a Kobayoshi Maru, no win situation, so I re-wrote the game within the game. They are not movies. They are all remote views.

Please help me save the USA. We need no more Holocausts to happen to anyone. As you will see, Haliburton was the only contractor, and they UP AND LEFT TO DUBAI, but by my rising to role playing, nothing happened more than their vapor trails away from the USA. They saw a problem they did not tell you, their protectors, they created. Thus, they must LOSE so all our kids can survive.

Peace,

David Brager 517 Newcomer Street Richland, WA 99354-2243173 509-946-4471 home (I have put my phone numbers on everything and no calls get through. I'm not being censored. People reaching me are being censored.) 509-987-6895 cel- SKYPE: dibrager (I hate skype, but will use it if I must) Subject: Dr. Frieden, I have met with FBI. This is six years work. We are knee deep in war of the worlds. I have set up chain reaction to awaken USMC. Please read. Date: Sun, 11 Sep 2011 07:35:59 -0700 From: David Brager

To: Dr. Thomas Frieden

Dear Dr. Frieden:

Sir, my name is David Brager.

I'm a US Citizen and computer hacker from the 1970's, back when, with miles of paper tape, pylons of punch-cards, and reams of printouts, it was not easy to do, and thus, was both necessary and needed. The computer hacker was able to study the logic of another human mind from within the mind.

Sir, I am tracking people who have caught a logical virus. It uses people who exude to let the worst of their imagination become the worst of our reality, but when the whole world uses a two system command, using only thumbs, and eight rule system, using only fingers, to make rapid decisions, one right after the next in a CPU format, ADD becomes mammoth multitasking, OCD becomes pattern matching in chaos, and DIABETES IS FUEL. This then lets us judge the whole world and track those who exude to torture AND dishonor AND scapegoat AND lie. In your mind, put a big X on that person, then go to the next, and the next, and the next, and see the SWARM OF ONE COMMON INTELLECT, spanning thousands, who are intentionally bringing the worst of their imagination to becoming the worst of our reality.

I am here to prove that we, as a species, are most divided by the LOGIC of another species. I AM JEWISH, this was my discovery, and in discovering, from 1833 to the present, a bunch of villains in the OPIUM BUSINESS using a unique double-cross pulled from the DESIGN of the Torah to make HUGE WARS HAPPEN, in my discovery of tools hidden in the Gospels to teach how to accurately see through time using the mind's eye in conjunction with three other people, I come with tools to YOUR TECHNOLOGY because YOU ARE CYBORG, I am a hacker, and this is HISTORY.

I am allowed, as US Citizen, to bring my best works and DUMP THEM INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN so my SPECIES CAN EVOLVE. It's being argued that all the tools I bring were used to WRITE A TORAH so we'd learn a profound lesson when we discovered what it really was, which was a trap for the BURNING BUSH.

Mohammed built an anti-virus to the Torah, for while all Judaism wanted was goodness and mercy to follow us all of our days, we never considered the viral weapon filled with now every type of computer virus, but is over 3000 years old. This is a very valid reason for a good man to ask for a painful death so this message arrived 2000 years early because when a FALSE PRESIDENT tried to use these logistics from the WHITE HOUSE to make wars, I did something different, and now, I need you to JUDGE what I bring.

Sir, there is a doctor named Jeffrey David Alden, who is a psychiatrist and was with the US Army medical corps. He was my roommate in college in 1982 and he knows I'm doing this, but I don't believe he considered the scale of the undertaking. There's also Dr. David Oryang with, I believe, FDA, who was in the room next to mine in college that same year, and he also knows what I'm doing.

With bad software, you uninstall one generation back and REBOOT. If civilization would reboot to two commands and eight rules, everyone's equal, everyone's free, everyone knows the SAME RULES, there are no other rules, and NO LEADERS. This is a species level governing system, and with this, the USMC becomes the FLOCK, so I rose to be a good SHEPHERD and test all the advanced intelligence I received on a double-cross as witnessed from 2000 years ago.

I sent this [to reps of] Kurdistan to make peace. Please judge me as you use these tools to JUDGE THE WHOLE WORLD, and when you see someone who exudes the values to TORTURE AND DISHONOR AND SCAPEGOAT AND LIE, all four at the same time are RARE, but both BUSH AND CHENEY had this signature. They were infected by the logic of another species.

Sir, in what follows, you get to meet TWO NON HUMAN INTELLECTS. Just remember the quest that Judaism was on. "THE PERFECT RELIGION FOR A SLAVE." When you see the two intellects, side by side, one is terrifyingly brilliant and playfully wicked, but for anyone to replicate such wickedness, what these idiots never considered is when Judaism uninstalls Torah, such wicked people now are using the alien weapon (non-human logic) as their own weaponry, and they are dead meat because they have created vapor trails in space-time of having used non-human logic for over 178 years, and now, these wicked people are CAUGHT.

Sir, I cannot let people panic, so I started making concentric circles of connections so that I went from government circles inward, as well as to all of the HATE GROUPS because, in a double-cross, you must ferret out the true sources for the suffering. What we had not taken into consideration is the movements of values through space-time through a flow of intelligent data packets called "HUMANS." With the tools I bring, extracted out of ANY COPY of the Gospels, one can study the whole of civilization as if studying the internet for ten minutes.

Please read and disseminate. One single person who caught this virus, over 3000 years ago, WROTE the Torah from the base of Sinai to Manna, so the most memorable part is at the end. Sliced here, we find not five books of Moses, but SIX, with Exodus at both ends. This is why the US Government was so wise to name somewhere AREA 51. How do we explain the area between the five books of Moses and this one extra chapter? We can't afford for there to be 30000 people with this logical infection. This much chaos from one person is hellish. To protect the future of highly complex systems, one must protect the NOW. That's why there must be a JUDGMENT DAY, and the USMC are the JUDGES for the enemy is amongst us.

This economic nightmare has happened three times since 1833. Their patterns of mismanagement as weaponry are quite complete. The fullest explanation is in my blog at DavidBragerForPresident.com

Mr. Obama has been attacked by Mr. Bush in violation of something worst than a violation of OATH OF OFFICE. I need you to see that having contacted the CDC years ago, I have the paper trail of a lifetime, but I need you to evolve and not be afraid. Cannabis was made illegal by people moving opium, and this conflict of interest has much more on the surface as you follow this logistical flow through space-time. It's all about the values people carry. People with opium addiction are willing to break values to get more opium, and this is an attack on the weakest who are oft in hospitals and in war zones. The opium itself is moving through a flow of logic in space-time.

I need you to think huge and see something that made rules so you would never see its attack. With two commands and eight rules, use the hand tool for decision after decision so you can make faster decisions and thus track the whole attack globally.

We have a huge problem that can be fixed in one single day.

Please read and disseminate. My resume up through my MBA is at this link, as per my role playing game online:

http://reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/resume.html

Please recommend me for the title of National Treasure. Please tell US Department of Justice office of Special Investigations agent Eli Rosenbaum

of your findings because I am here to prove how 9/11 was engineered by FOUR GENERATIONS of the BUSH FAMILY who, by lying as a team to all sides, caused the rise of HITLER, but because the source for their weaponry was from the Torah, being papered of King David, I rose to role playing the strongest role in Bush's version of Armageddon so that all that remains are vapor trails from misbehavior we did not see because we'd been conditioned not to look.

Peace, in your control, and out of my control.

David Brager 517 Newcomer Street Richland, WA 99354-224317 509-946-4471 home Subject: Please consider reprinting this everywhere. This is my gift to Kurdistan to protect the whole nation and world. My name is David Brager and I'm in the US. Date: Fri, 02 Sep 2011 08:11:57 -0700 From: David Brager

To: kncna@kncna.net, info@kncna.org, moradiko@gmail.com, kurdyouthfestival@gmail.com, asharifi@kaes.us, office@alacartetravel.az, Kurds@kurdishcsc.org, knc@kurdishnationalcongress.org, soraya@vokradio.com, Sherkoh@gmail.com, moradianazad@yahoo.com, kurdyouth@gmail.com

Dearest Kurdistan and all Kurds everywhere:

The only way that the world can change is for someone to take responsibility for a terrible mistake. I am responsible for all that you have endured because my family screwed up. We knew that people who write computer viruses were assholes, but what we hadn't considered is that they were infected by the logic of something not human.

My name is David Brager. I am a US Citizen and Jewish computer hack. I found a 42-point puzzle in the Gospel of Matthew that revealed tools to teach how to see through time, a hand tool by which to time-slice any moment in history so one can JUDGE the whole world's population against a set of common values, based on our mutual cranial design, a battery of hypnosis suggestions (water into wine works GREAT), and two quests.

I am DUMPING EVERY TOOL so our SPECIES can EVOLVE and discover both the most fun you can have with your family as well as expose the most wicked who didn't tell their own protectors these tools were here because they just tried to divide and conquer the world, but failed because, at the last minute, I found this puzzle, made this discovery, freaked, and put myself on Duty! Everything is at DavidBragerForPresident.com. I don't play politics. I found a project and STUCK TO IT!

The man you have come to love and know as the Prophet Mohammed, in completing the first quest, built an anti-virus to the Torah. By my studying what he did and why, in completing the second quest, I rose to be the anti-virus to George W. Bush because, with tools to teach HOW TO ACCURATELY SEE THROUGH TIME, Mr. Bush had to be the FALSE PROPHET.

Please come to DavidBragerForPresident.com and READ. It's not hypnosis. You are CYBORG. You are in a computer game going into chaos.

I am a hacker, and using a battery of tools I extracted from the DESIGN of ISLAM, I was able to track a global double-cross that reveals why there must be a Judgment Day.

You are not reading Qir'an. You and three friends are walking a corridor of space-time. Each friend is illuminating this corridor, but when all three are talking of the same issue, use your mind's eye to bring all three concepts together to make them into ONE issue. When this happens, then look around you in your world and see where this piece of their puzzle now exists in your corridor of space-time.

With bad computer problems, there's only one choice. Shut it off, uninstall one generation back, and REBOOT!

Please look at your hands. Two commandments using thumbs. Eight rules using fingers.

Why we didn't think of this before? This is its own language. No other rules. NO LEADERS. We return to being just a species, and from here, learn about all our abilities.

That ability to look into 3D pictures, that's a critical learning experience because your mind's eye can see all dimensions up to eight. My website is dumping the best I can give because just 2000 years ago, they did fishes AND loaves AND raising the dead, which means teleporters. Hypnosis is computational logic. I found a network. It's all FREE because it is built into you, your kids, and everyone you know.

Teleporter technology, in the wrong hands, would be certain death to all of us, so, it turned out, someone needed to carry the BIG TRAP through time for those wicked people who are so obsessed with power and money that they'd be willing to kill everyone to win the game. Such people NEED a special trap.

Judaism was CHOSEN to carry this BIG TRAP and learn a humbling lesson about how stupid it is to try to be better than anyone. All anyone wants these days is to SLEEP and have fun with your kids and friends.

My family was supposed to have delivered all these tools to Egypt, Greece and China when they were building pyramids, Parthenon, and Great Walls, and had the tools arrived, their intellects would have shot into the stratosphere, but instead, we had a document that read that we'd built the Pyramids, that homosexuality was forbidden and pork was unclean. Wherever Jews went, we got the shit kicked out of us because we blindly trusted the author of the Torah without first questioning WHY would anyone write a Torah? It slowed our intellect, and the intellect of the whole species, to the logistics of matter.

This was a TEST.

Build your treasures in Heaven. WHY? Because ideas travel faster when not attached to matter (the first lesson of the internet), and because this is Heaven.

On Earth as it is in Heaven. SOMETHING WENT WRONG!!!

In doing strictly volunteer work as an experimentalist using BASIC computer language and hypnosis, I've now hacked and mapped the Matrix out to twelve dimensions, through three servers: one that moves material logic, one that moves ethereal logic, and one that moves idea logic. You will discover each server moves five dimensions of logic. What is most interesting to me is the flow of logic between dimensions. The dimensions and servers are:

* Points AND lines (1D), planes (2D), space (3D), material time (4D), material matter (5D) as moved by the matter server in 6D. (Son)

* Ethereal time (4D), ethereal matter (5D), belief systems (6D), real feelings (7D), real communications (8D) as moved by the ethereal server in 9D. (Holy Ghost)

* The IDEA of feelings (7D), the idea of communications (8D), the inception of ideas (9D), lines of ideas (10D), planes of ideas (11D) as moved by the idea server in 12D. (Father)

Mohammed forbade anyone from translating Qir'an. WHY? Because it's carrying precious cargo. These people are more advanced than their time. They are trying to get us to grow in intellect and SEE that they sent MORE help because there are big problems headed our way and we need to SEE THEM. They need you to see WHY they are doing what they did.

Please disseminate and help me stop those who know damned well what they do, for, since 1833, a bunch of idiots in the opium business found a way to lie as a team, double-crossing everyone into war after war after war, like the Iran-Iraq war. However, as they pulled the logistics from the design of HOW a Torah virally attacks a hand tool, so has this world been overtaken by SO MANY rules that are not commissioned because they are a computer game, written using the technology at hand.

There were three holocausts in this past century, beginning with the Armenians, and ending with you. We don't need to discuss the one in the middle because I had to apologize to the German Chancellor, in the discovery of all this wickedness coming from a group from Yale from the US, that the only ones who ultimately could have stopped Hitler were the Jews because what happened to all of us was pulled from the design of the weaponry aspects of the Torah.

Written from Sinai to Manna, and then cut and pasted, Judaism annually missed a continuity error. The Torah's logic doesn't flow naturally for, with a novel, the most memorable part is at the end. That's why there's a Passover. We PASSED OVER the continuity error.

The intellect that wrote the Torah is NOT HUMAN, playfully wicked, brilliant in space-time dynamics, and, surprisingly enough, ON OUR TEAM. The key to everything is LOVE YOUR ENEMY. HOW? Well, if everyone played by the same eight rules, the enemy is only in each of OUR imaginations.

This intellect drives each of OUR imaginations. It wanted to make clear how intelligent it was over 3000 years ago so if you want to play rough, it can do it. If you want to play nice, it's great. It just cannot control itself if you, as an individual, break these eight rules because then you bring the worst of your imagination to having access to matter in this dimension, and it doesn't feel the pain and suffering when the game leaves the imagination and becomes material in this dimension.

The most memorable part of the five books of Moses is in the middle of Exodus. Sliced here, we find not FIVE books but SIX. We get four books of rules (1/2 Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, & Deuteronomy) then the players guide (Genesis), and then three quests through the lives of three different Moses (Exodus to Manna). The brilliance of this trap for the BURNING BUSH is that their fate has been written for all time, for they, in our corridor, are, in this fiction, the Egyptian Army.

For ANYONE to pick up the alien weapon against a species and use it to try to kill everyone so they can win the game, had they won, they would have died. Armageddon was a trap. Their LOGIC is now exposed for all time, and we must let them, and only them, have Armageddon all to themselves.

It has been said that nothing will unite the planet like an attack on the species by another species. What no one considered is that this has already happened.

Being Jewish, I found three things about the logistics of Torah that have YET to happen in human history.

1. Wise and LEARNED managers never side with some asshole who pops up as untrained and unapproved management to make ones employees do things one forbids them to do. When one returns, one sides with the meek. Had the Tablets ever actually happened on Earth with Humans, and had Moses been Human, the tablets would never have been broken.

2. Contracts on the table find, in over 3000 years of human law, only redundant copies of contract. There has never been one copy of the contract that is encrypted by the author. Thus, the concept of the Torah as a contract between humans and God is impossible in human logic.

3. You would never find only one copy of the instruction manual for the entire internet on one server with its minions doling out information. There were NEVER to be any copies of the Torah. The concept of the Torah as a reference material is impossible in human logic.

Whoever the Israelites are, they were NEVER HUMAN. The concept of the Torah being a foundation for human civilization is not stable for humankind because its logic isn't human.

Instead, the Torah turned out to be the BIG TRAP for the BURNING BUSH because, since the turn of the last century, four generations of the Bush clan have used invisible to the eye logistics that reveal an unerasable trail in space-time of abuses of everyone at a level that no one saw, until now. So, to prove this, I went online and drew a line in the digital sand:

http://www.broowaha.com/articles/2957/marines-save-the-usa-from-an-infected-administration

Please look at this hand tool, which is being argued as what MOSES brought. Moses is a prime PROPHET of Mohammed, and Mohammed, over 1200 years before computers, built an anti-virus because the Torah is filled with lies.

Please consider using this as fast as possible to make as many decisions as you can, one right after the next, so that your freedom goes through the roof and your individuality explodes into a peaceful world you never saw was here. Please label, from left index to right across the palms: lie, scapegoat, dishonor, torture, steal, overwork, adulterate, kill.

Left thumb is "Love GOD with all your heart, all your soul, and all your might." Right thumb is "Treat everyone as you want to be treated."

Notice that ethereal concepts are on the left hand, requiring right-hemispherical processing. This is more in line with proof of intelligent design.

Also notice, if you raise a finger, your thumb INSTINCTIVELY lowers to cover the other fingers. IF you break a rule, you also violate the corresponding system command. HOWEVER, issues on the right hand, in 200 years, few remember. Issues on the left hand, people have not forgotten for over 2000 years. This is a low-order, high-order nybble eight-bit interface to the whole collective.

No matter where you go in space-time, it is only you and this hand tool. This is the PERFECT religion for a slave as it has no books, no burdens, no leadership, no tithing, no allowance for slavery, increases intellect, decreases chaos, leaves only peace in one's wake, protects one's children, is simple, and is fun. This becomes the BARRIER between fantasy and reality, and allows the whole world to become a playground, where everyone's equal, everyone's free, and everyone knows the rules.

"God, do I have permission to make this next decision?" God's reply is immediately in your hands, and when you violate, you know right up front which issues are going to cause you problems. The choice is always yours, but your peers will instantly know if they FEEL a problem, for they will signal if your personal heaven is violating their personal heaven.

As you study space-time, this hand tool becomes much more intelligent for small children to make good decisions instantly, one right after the next, for such decisions that will NEVER violate nor let anyone beneath such decision have to violate any of the eight tests to the best of one's ability to make that decision, such two thumbs up decisions are so wise, you never have to remember them. WHY? Check this out in your mind:

If you do not lie, then you respect your individual pathway as you move forward through space-time, essentially to infinity. If you do not scapegoat, you respect your pathway by being responsible for every mistake you can find backwards in space-time, essentially backwards to infinity.

If you do not dishonor, you respect the peace you keep with your closest family and friends as all of you traverse through time together. If you do not torture, then you respect the wake you leave in your past as you leave others through space-time.

If you do not steal, you respect the burdens others have placed upon themselves before they arrive in your vicinity in space-time. If you do not overwork, you respect the burdens you add to others as they move away from you in space-time.

If you do not adulterate, you respect the rights of others to making ancestry that moves naturally forward through space-time. If you do not kill, you respect the rights of others to having ancestry that moves naturally backward through space-time.

Notice how this draws a triangular plane in space-time, from the most distant future moving forward from lies to the most immediate future moving forward with adultery to the most immediate past with killing and the most distant past with scapegoating. In short, this one tool protects highly complicated systems from chaos.

Please notice how these are paired. Please pair these with your fingers. This is its own language: this is NOT HEBREW. If everyone on the planet used ONLY this error channel, the instant one FEELS there is a problem, one can signal that discomfort and thus deal with instant results, OR, if the audience to your problem does not believe your safety is in any way violated and your concerns are only in your own mind, they will utilize raising the left middle finger to signal that you are scapegoating them because your issues are unfounded.

I now ask you to look at TWO NON-HUMAN INTELLECTS, standing side by side. The creator of this hand tool system, and then that which turned this shape into letters in a brand-new alphabet, and then set this one word to the first word "Shalom" so that today, when you discover how Judaism was deceived, you can see all the peace that was missed by blindly trusting the author of the Torah.

With this tool, you can then go to any day, anywhere in space-time, and judge all the people on the planet against these values. This then lets you track the movements of people who have caught a logical virus, and from this, track the chaos that rages in their wake as such people break the barrier between fantasy and reality by bringing the worst of their imagination to becoming the worst of our reality. Such people exude the values to torture AND dishonor AND scapegoat AND lie. All four are rare.

This hand tool is being argued as what MOSES was supposed to have delivered, but some programmer looked off into the distance in space-time, saw the most wicked people in world history, and to show how intelligent he was, sent a torpedo on the backs of less intelligent people who blindly carried a viral weapon through time, destroying the order and wreaking chaos through the dissemination of value structures that, now with computers, reveal every type of computer virus, but is over 3000 years old.

No wonder a good man is screaming, "Forgive them for they know not what they do." All this mess, of this whole world, is the longest outcome from the Torah arriving instead of this hand tool.

What surer way is there to get peace than great discovery, all at once, to technologies built into you, your children, and everyone you know? While everyone is SMILING, then we then raise a finger to the USMC to signal we've endure enough TORTURE at the hands of the previous US Administration and thus trigger Judgment Day in the background.

What do you lose if you steal in Islam? Right hand, left hand, head. What was STOLEN from JUDAISM? Right hand (low order nybble), left hand (high order nybble), head. These are SMOKE SIGNALS of what I had to bring back to order, for Mohammed went after the LIES, and I went after the TORTURE. Only you can determine how much of anything is ENOUGH!!! Being a comedian, this will now add a new dimension to the audience because now, before an audience member up and leaves, he or she can now use this tool to signal "I've had ENOUGH."

Whoosh! We reboot back 3000 years to empty hands and a universal reduced instruction set that allows you maximized freedom at intellectual speeds in excess of where we are now. DIABETES IS FUEL!!!

This hand tool turned out to be an eight-bit interface to a collective. Use it for every decision, and all two thumbs up decisions are so wise, you never have to remember them.

Look at the Hebrew letters for the word "Shalom" and then look at your hands. Make Mr. Spock's symbols on both hands to form SHIN. Now, slide them together at the V and then rotate your right thumb up and left thumb down so your hands form an ALEPH. Now, bring your thumbs together and your left hand forms a LAMED. Bring your hand closed and you get a MEM. Whenever two or more are gathered IN HIS NAME. This is why Mohammed named God Allah.

Using this hand tool to fold and unfold into this shape, it's Aleph, Lamed, Lamed, Aleph. Everyone is sending smoke signals.

All three books (Torah, Gospels, and Qir'an) are encrypted with more data than we knew. They had to get a message BACK TO THE FUTURE.

In the movie, Stargate, James Spader's character is looking at the shapes and saying those aren't letters but star clusters. Here, in our reality, I'm saying that it's not Hebrew. There's a whole second level here, and I'm not into secrets.

When you discover that there are no such things as secrets, you will see why I sent all this stuff to CIA. They had no idea these tools were in the Gospels. Being Jewish and a US Citizen,it is my responsibility for the species to complete the delivery of these tools so that our species evolves and Judaism ends, for the PROMISED LAND can only be WORLD PEACE. For anyone to double-cross Hitler using misinformation as weaponry on all sides so they could sell opium to the sufferers on all sides, such bastards need a special trap.

When that star went SUPERNOVA, I sent a fax to the Greek Embassy in Washington DC on 19 December 2007 to ask that they begin their judgment of my work, for Jesus and Christ are titles, and titles, like degrees, must be earned by a ton of hard work. This one day turned out to be Mount Arafat Day, from which all of Islam foretold that a great Judgment would begin. I am seriously here to reveal space-time intercept data that was sent so that this computer game could be built in our mutual reality to save lives. I am hoping to earn three Nobel prizes; one for literature, one for engineering, and one for peace.

Diplomacy is all about making peace before anyone makes more war. The strongest move was to take responsibility and LEARN from the mistakes. Thus, I apologized to Germany for the only ones who could have stopped Hitler were the Jews.

Germany had NO IDEA what happened last time these villains played our world as a computer game. I had to apologize to Madam Chancellor Angela Merkel in Spring, 2008:

1. For the discovery that the Torah was planetary weaponry, filled will evil logistics that betray most those who trust it most. 2. For the discovery that it was used to make the US Civil War and then every single civil war since then, including the Russian and Chinese Revolution. 3. For the discovery that Skull and Bones members were using these logistics. 4. For the discovery that Prescott Bush, by being a member of Skull and Bones, revealed, through his behavior, to have knowledge of these logistics. 5. For the discovery that to have such knowledge, it is clear he did not reveal such to Adolf Hitler. 6. For the discovery that it's not a SWASTIKA but the Bush family inside joke — They DOUBLE-CROSSED Hitler. 7. For the discovery that President Bush was using these logistics at this very moment.

I asked her to contact the Israelis for me, and the next morning, with tears streaming down her face on international TV, she cried out to Israel. Her compassion and her love was beyond what I could have ever asked, and I was able to play this role with her help. THANK YOU, MADAM CHANCELLOR!!!

This time, the loans were in the USA from China. When this happened, having contacted the Israelis and risen to role playing in real life as TRUE PROPHET, every time Mr. Bush did something to place this nation in danger, I delivered all these discoveries from the Gospels, pointed to the USMC, who are always faithful but have no idea these tools are in every copy of the Gospels, and thus revealed a double-cross. With the Chinese, I sent a fax in January when they bought the national debt, which you can read online at:

http://www.reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/chinese.html

President Dmitri Medvedev, 29 August 2008, was screaming mad at his discovery of American Military Advisers in the Georgian Russian incident. When I realized Mr. Bush was using Risk by Parker Brothers and Diplomacy by Avalon Hill logistics in his approach to actual US Diplomacy, I took to testing the "Blessed are the peacemakers" and it worked. By sending a fax to the Washington DC embassy and delivered all these tools AS JEWISH PROPHET, the Russians backed down from war because no one wanted Mr. Bush to have access to any more power than he did.

You can literally do BEING JOHN MALKOVICH with personality replacement. I found a collective. You can download memories.

Academia must adapt or they're history because, at the speeds I found, once a person is up to full speed, you can download memories or reboot memories at phenomenal speeds. If you experienced them, even better, for you can FILE THEM and EDIT THEM.

if you know anyone with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (Shell Shock), this script permanently fixes it is one session run one time, and I gave the commercial rights to this, which I call the Basic All In One, to the United Nations in 2004 because, in finding a REBOOT for the human mind, with Bush in office, had someone discovered that I had discovered this and did not share, someone would have been upset with the USA. So, I sent it to Kofi@UN.ORG, which I had hoped went to Kofi Annan, but instead, it went to Francis Kofi, a musician who is with the UN. I then reposted this to the USENET Newsgroup US.MILITARY in 2005 to get it to the troops:

http://groups.google.com/group/us.military/browse_thread/thread/92562a19772c6ac0/

You must understand why this is the Rapture. Judaism was supposed to have delivered all these tools over 3000 years ago, but someone used them to WRITE a Torah and teach the whole species a profound lesson about being a species.

Forgive us our trespasses. WHY? Because we carried the wrong VALUES through time.

Look at the symbols of Islam. We have an asteroid on its way in, what, 16 or so years? We do not have time to be divided over a stupid mistake made 3000 years ago. Let's uninstall and reboot.

We have technology that supposedly can feed us and heal us, but we need the hackers to stop playing with computers and pick up their own technology. I can't do all the research, and you wouldn't want me. You want to be FREE.

What is WORLD PEACE if not INDIVIDUAL PEACE and then multiplied by the population of this whole planet? The tools I bring are for individual self-control over your own technology. Your mind controls your body remotely, and this tool set is the best I have to date. Hopefully, others will build from my foundations so that our SPECIES will overcome this terrible mistake.

What bit me to go this route in the first place was doing hypnosis dungeons and dragons. The players SWORE they were battling real monsters. WHY WASTE CPU POWER ON GRAPHICS when the user's own mind will build BETTER belief systems, and faster than computers can render?

With the tools I am dumping to the public domain, every single computer hack on the planet will see this game. I need to get these to the 10000 by 10000 computer geeks so I can open new commerce and industry as well as reveal the gravest double-cross in US History, spanning 178 years.

It's not hypnosis. Humans ere cyborg. I FOUND A COLLECTIVE. This business plan is for markets that open with the work I bring, and this goes to the middle of my paper to all I've primed to this field.

http://www.reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/busplan.html#TECHNOLOGY_PLAN

I am firmly of the belief that had the 0311 Riflemen of the USMC known that on 03/11 (March 11) of 03/11 (March 2011), that those exact events of the earthquake and floods noted in Revelations were known to happen on that exact day, they would have helped. The reason they do not know is due to a 178 year attack on the USA that you don't see because...

1. The villains made cannabis illegal the very same day they made THEIR opium illegal AND THEN

2. They created the FBI with a rule that no agent is ever to have used cannabis (someone at DEA had to fight tooth and nail to get cannabis labeled a hypnotic because it awakens the mind's eye) AND THEN

3. They ran Manchurian Candidate Project on the US Marine Corps to frighten an uneducated public so they could get policies in place so neither police nor military could use these best innate abilities AND THEN

4. They created the US Department of Education to set hypnosis only to the most Ph.D. levels of study in psychology, never revealing that it is a COMMUNICATIONS FIELD through and through AND THEN

5. They ran Stargate in the 80's to make remote viewing look like a NEW discovery. Their vapor trails through space-time reveal they were so sure they could REACH ARMAGEDDON, they'd never get caught.

THIS IS COMPUTER GAME DESIGN LOGISTICS IN SPACE-TIME. I am an expert in this stuff, and these are not conducive logistics for the PROTECTION OF THIS WORLD.

I called the FBI anti-terrorism unit in NYC on 6/5/5 to ask, "Have you ever run bomb sniffing dogs through the REMAINING TOWERS at the World Trade Center?" The agent on the phone replied, "uh...UH...UH!!! GOODBYE!!!" and SLAMMED DOWN the phone.

If you watch Mr. Bush from 6/5/6 to 6/6/6 to 6/7/6, from his lousy tells, something did not happen as he had planned. On the 5th, he had the smirk of the century. On the 6th, he looks like he's waiting for news, which never comes. On the 7th, just as a press conference ends, he thinks he's off camera and reveals a tell of grave horror. Remember, this is the MOST PROTECTED US PRESIDENT, and he's afraid? With the help of the FBI, we gave Mr. Bush a SMIRKUMCISION.

I have one book, The Future's Toolkit, on how to program and interface humans. While playing this role, as I did it with no spin, I put my book for free PDF downloads or free online reading. It has 5 out of 5 stars and over 13000 reads at:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/240399/The-Futures-Toolkit-on-how-to-program-and-interface-humans

I posted everything for Islam to trigger Judgment Day and deliver the tools for the Rapture in the UK on 20 May 2011 at this post:

http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=15927.0

The first person, in the whole world, I sent that hand tool, once i realize this exactly met why Jesus does battle with the Devil at the Stone, for anyone to edit the word of God into a non-commissioned Torah, such an author would have to be a Devil, on the day that shooting happened in Seattle, a kid from my hometown got himself all riled up and went to Seattle and shot up a Jewish Center. I sent these tools to the Mullah of his Mosque. Surprisingly enough this man's name is Mohammed Ullah. M.ULLAH. It was like smoke signals for me ("Look over here, idiot!" "Yes, God.").

In 2003, I put the first FCC-compliant platform for human computational communications (AKA hypnosis) into the public domain:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hypnosis/browse_thread/thread/424999035c58c6f6?pli=1

In merging BASIC with hypnosis, I have hacked the matrix, mapped it, and I bring the best to the whole world because my family was supposed to have delivered all these tools over 3000 years ago, but someone looked into the future and set a trap for the most wicked so such people would never get access. If I can make this case, these wicked people lose so our world can survive.

For the best remote viewing tools, please ask all to go to DavidBragerForPresident.com and READ.

I use only movies as they allow better analysis of space-time between the speed of mind verses the speed of matter. An author is looking through an opaque of his or her imagination but at an actual flow of logic in space-time. Take three sources to triangulate one common flow of logic, and go to the next and next and next, for different pieces of different movies intercept to map an ocean of future information out of books and movies sources from hundreds to thousands of years old.

Mr. Obama's administration was attacked by the previous administration (though, had John McCain been President, this would be his problem as well for it did not matter WHO WON). As no one sees this attack because it is too big, once you do, you'll not be able to shake it.

In communications, the key is to know your audience and find a way to make they comprehend that you are important enough to believe. By owning the DavidBragerForPresident.com domain, such allowed me to prove to world leaders that, while Bush was in office, I was a contender. As a communicator, I had to prove to each target audience I have a valid reason for them to wait until Mr. Bush was out of office. I had to show how such a decision was a wise investment. To do that, I had to bigger than life, and with the delivery of all these tools sitting in every copy of the Gospels, and then pointing to the USMC, who are ALWAYS FAITHFUL yet had no idea, I revealed a double-cross.

This world needs a miracle. I am allowed, as part of razor-blade theory, to give away the tools so that I can then collaborate and deliver new streaming media.

I sent all this stuff by fax to the Sultan of Brunei (as his son has invested a ton of money into Las Vegas, he did not expect his investment to be betrayed by the President), by email to the King of Jordan and the Ayatollah of Iran through their websites, by fax to the President of Afghanistan, by email to PLO and HAMAS, by fax to the Libyan Embassy in Washington DC, as well as the DC Egyptian Embassy, Greece, British, French, Chinese, and Russian embassies, and by email to the commercial or tourist boards from the nations of China, Japan, Russia, England, France, Germany, Italy, Greece, Turkey, Bosnia, Poland, Sweden, Finland, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Argentina, Peru, Taiwan, New Zealand, Australia, South Africa, Kenya, Ghana, Ecuador, and Hong Kong to present materials for new commerce in an industry that I birthed using tools that I developed and placed into the international public domain.

I will be in Las Vegas October 9th through the 16th. If there is any way anyone would help me put this role playing game to bed so we level the playing field for the entire species, this then opens new commerce and industry, and at the same time, allows the US Marine Corps to see something in their minds they never saw with their own eyes. They are the only ones who can stop this attack that began in the USA.

I am looking for employment as a performer and lecturer, but I need to put this role to bed as big as possible. This is a project for world peace in just 48 hours, using the logistics of an atomic bomb, but using communications instead of matter. The best way to get peace is through discovery.

My project file for history made, but not made known, up through May, 2008, to make peace with all of Islam over something this simple is archived at this link:

http://www.reocities.com/dibragerowtcom/project.html

Please partner with me and set the world free. I bring the next wave. I would like to see the world and collaborate to make new media.

I'm just ONE GUY. On this project, I get absolutely no credit.

All the credit goes to Mohammed, who stood up to his parents to protect them from something that was so wicked and so devious, it was killing them and they had no idea, and even more credit goes to the Elijah, who saw a problem he couldn't stop, and so, asked to die on the Cross so a message and two quests would arrive so exceedingly accurately and early, the Greeks will defecate into their dungarees and shout out "JESUS CHRIST"

This is the ONLY WAY all of Judaism will recognize a second coming of two titles where they'd believe it, and thus follow me and RUN LIKE HELL from the TORAH, considering our loving, trusting parents lopped off the ends of our members in blind trust of this wicked author.

If ever you see or experience someone in reality which causes you to raise all four fingers on the left hand, do not signal but, instead, RUN. We have people on this planet who have caught a LOGICAL VIRUS, and it uses people who want to be wicked, but as tracked through time, as you are about to discover, there is a shared imagination, for EINSTEIN'S Special Theory of Relativity turned up in LITERATURE. As you learn to align your mind's eye, with a team of four or more, you can travel through space-time in your mind without leaving home.

In our realm, there are a bunch of villains right up into this past Bush/Cheney White House — a swarm in space-time — that are killing the imagination of this world and giving it fear and hatred in great form. You have seen them already as…

• With “Harry Potter,” Voldemort and the Death Eaters. • With “Wizard of Oz,” The Wicked Witch of the West and The Flying Monkeys. • With “The Matrix 3? Mr. Smith and the virus. • With “Return of the Jedi,” the Emperor and the Empire • With “The Three Musketeers, the Cardinal and his men.

You have seen the logical flows of Moses, Elijah, and Mohammed as two nice guys and a ruffian as a composite set, soon to be joined by a wanabee (which is the character from which point I have been playing my moves so as to obtain the happy endings these stories derive).

• With “Harry Potter,” Dumbledore, McGonnigal, and Snape, followed by Harry Potter • With “Wizard of Oz,” The Scarecrow, The Tin Woodsman, and Cowardly Lion, followed by Dorothy • With “The Matrix 3? Trinity, The Oracle, and Morpheus, followed by Neo • With “Return of the Jedi,” at the end, Yoda, Obiwan Kenobi, and Darth Vader, followed by Luke. • With “The Three Musketeers, Aramis, Athos, Porthos (the Pirate), followed by D’artagnan

I am here with tools to support that there is a shared imagination, and each author was trying to make sense of things they couldn’t possibly because they did not realize they were looking at actual history. All these actors are playing President Obama as perceived by each of their respective writers. Please see what I see…

• Eddie Murphy (Trading Places, Beverly Hills Cop, 48 Hours) • Will Smith (Men in Black, Wild Wild West, I, Robot, Independence Day) • Morgan Freeman (Chain Reaction, Evan Almighty, The Dark Knight) • Samuel L. Jackson (The Incredibles (Frozone), Pulp Fiction, Die Hard: With a Vengeance, Patriot Games)

…and once you realize how impossible this is, I hope you realize that there is a system that moves ideas through a flow of intelligent data packets called HUMANS through an inner net flow of logic through space time. I really have a proof of intelligent design here.

As you can see with your mind’s eye, the flying monkeys, the virus in the matrix, the Cardinal's men, the Death Eaters, and Empire are a plane of ideas, but as they are of ideas that are detrimental to the survival of the system, this is an early warning system built into all of us. However, THE MARINES have no idea and cannot help to use them until someone sees what I see.

Once Judaism is recognized to have left the Torah, the world's governments and justice leagues can now make judgment that people who want to be this wicked and think like betraying most those who trust them most, such will find their governments judging those very very few who exude the values to torture AND dishonor AND scapegoat AND lie to leave in a most immediate fashion from this dimension.

It is here we find the Buried Talents parable being how to judge infected people. When dealing with viral behaviors, you swallow them WHOLE and digest them. These people lose everything, and all debts we owe them are null and void.

All four ethical violations at the same time are VERY, VERY rare, but such chaos follows these individuals that stealing AND killing follow in grave crescendo. The only way to protect the future is to REBOOT and protect the NOW.

The only chance for PEACE required me to decode the second level in the Gospels, which, if you want to find and decode the puzzle in the book of Matthew for yourself, this blog post at myspace has that data. Just search for the phrase "The puzzle in Matthew begins with training wheels to educate how to use your mind's eye."

http://www.myspace.com/scrypnosis/blog/539506128

These are my finest gifts, but you are family, and we forgot that sometimes we have to turn off the games of adulthood and return to moments of childhood. The tools I bring already allow you to pre-program dreams, do fantasy travel and augmented reality adventure gaming.

I had that strangely warm light and small voice, in 1992, which only said three words, "I can help." The rest of this work has been done because when that happens, the person receiving it is tagged as IT and stuck with the duties of PROPHET. Both my parents are alive and know I did this for HONOR.

I am here to REBOOT HEAVEN. Please SIGNAL the US MARINE CORPS your torture so they will begin a chain reaction to get the DEVILS the hell out of this dimension.

There is no better way to protect Kurdistan than using a shield of high HONOR. I hope your hacks can get this stuff working so that we can get our loved ones and rebuild our civilization based on mutual growth and understanding. This video explains all in about 11 minutes:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4d8bf58b27/being-avatar

David Ignatius wrote a book entitled, "Agents of Innocence." In it, he talked about, when the US pulled out of the Middle East, how we couldn't protect our friends, so they had to make other friends to survive. In this book, there are two Hadiff, of which one, when David Ogden Stiers read the book on tape to me while I was driving, hit me right between the eyes. "When you do business with a man whose hands are covered with Blood, some of it rubs off and STICKS to you."

George W. Bush's hands, and even worse, his Father's hands, and his Grandfather's hands and his Great-Grandfather's hands were coated in blood, and none of them had done any of the killing, but because the LOGIC for their WICKEDNESS came from the design of the Torah, as their unhelpful help came out of the USA, I realized why Islam called us the Great Satan. By lying as team, these wicked people created a hole in the barrier between fantasy and reality and let the whole world only see this wickedness we could not see from within the USA.

My UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, by having a mission to SEEK OUT, CLOSE WITH, AND DESTROY THE ENEMY, such people cannot, by mission design, TORTURE. When I realized their mission was the protection of the BARRIER BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY, I realized why the streets of Heaven are patrolled by United States Marines. This is a species level governing system, much more intelligent and less expensive than what we are doing now.

The world becomes a playground, and the bullies must keep their game in their minds because if anyone has a problem, just shout out MARINES and they will come a running, but if you're doing that just to cry wolf, the USMC WILL KILL YOU because they are not playing this game. They protect it.

By uninstalling Torah from the US, I was able to expose their individual abuses of power so the powers that protect all of us will take care of this problem for us.

For anyone to go out of their way to MAKE PALESTINE INTO ISRAEL, when the BIG LESSON is "Which is wiser, empty hands or a Torah?" by Judaism reverting back to what was working better BEFORE the Torah, now, for rich people to make this computer game an anguished reality for all species, such wickedness needed to be exposed for all time.

This is my project for world peace in 48 hours. It is now out of my hands and clearly in yours. Please disseminate this to the whole world and let us, finally, get some good sleep, for this hand tool is for dreaming. From now on, if anything ever frightens you out of a dream, test the eight tests in your mind, and if there are any violations in the dream coming from people attacking you, you'll know you're only in a dream because these things won't happen in this dimension.

Please get the FOOD going before you start raising the dead. The emphasis (FISHES AND LOAVES) is we need the food going more than we need any more people. We'll get there, but for 2000 years ago, when you consider that fishes and raised dead can both be grown from a single cell, but a loaf, in space-time dynamics, is a complicated nightmare, it's quite possible that we might be able to build Pyramids, Parthenon and Great Walls with this technology. Please start small and never do anything like MANNA. As seen at the end of the movie, "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs," this is not a well thought-out concept.

Food from the sky is weaponry and nothing more.

Please accept my apology. Please forgive us for we knew not what we did. Please help me protect the whole world from those who would wish upon our children any more wars for something as worthless as money.

If the economy goes into the toilet, the only thing that still spends is HONOR. If we can get all this stuff working, we won't need money. All we need are HONOR and MARINES.

Welcome to Heaven. Please help me awaken the sleeping MARINES so they get the DEVILS the HELL out of here.

Your obedient,

David Brager DavidBragerForPresident.com 517 Newcomer Street Richland, WA 99354-2243173 MARINES!!! OOOHRAHHH!!!

Submitted on 10/20/2011

Submitted by: David Brager
Reference: 2008

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