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Treating Pancreatic Cancer w/Diet

2011 Reader Submission
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I’m sad that today I’m adding a slide to one of my live presentations, adding Steve Jobs to the list of famous people who died treating terminal diseases with woo rather than with medicine. Seven or eight years ago, the news broke that Steve Jobs had been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, but considering it a private matter, he delayed in informing Apple’s board, and Apple’s board delayed in informing the shareholders. So what. The only delay that really mattered was that Steve, it turned out, had been treating his pancreatic cancer with a special diet [UPDATE] prescribed by the alternative medicine promoter Dr. Dean Ornish. Most pancreatic cancers are aggressive and always terminal, but Steve was lucky (if you can call it that) and had a rare form called an islet cell neuroendocrine tumor, which is actually quite treatable with excellent survival rates — if caught soon enough. The median survival is about a decade, but it depends on how soon it’s removed surgically. Steve caught his very early, and should have expected to survive much longer than a decade. Unfortunately Steve relied on a diet instead of early surgery. There is no evidence that diet has any effect on islet cell carcinoma. As he dieted for nine months, the tumor progressed, and took him from the high end to the low end of the survival rate.

Submitted on 10/07/2011

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.skepticblog.org/2011/10/06/steve-jobs-succumbs-to-alternative-medicine/

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James said:
Definitely Toss: Other
The fact that Jobs had cancer at all was beyond his control. How he chose to deal with it was strictly a matter of his beliefs and lifestyle. I do not consider this a matter of stupidity. Thanks just the same!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
As James said. There are many documented cases of alternative treatments appearing to do better than the rote forms of radiation, chemotherapy, and surgery that the vast majority of cancer victims rely on. I'm not about to second guess the private decisions that Steve Jobs or any other cancer victim made. Thanks jut the same.


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